KINSMEN– This past Sunday, the SweatSox and Capitals renewed a legendary rivalry that dates back over 8,568 hours. This was the 3rd matchup in over 514,080 minutes between these two self-proclaimed error heavy franchises, with the SweatSox sweeping the 2018 season series 2-0 with 7-5 and 15-11 victories.
Believe it or not, there has been very little turnover since this all-time series began more than 30,844,800 seconds ago. The following players can still be found on the rosters today, that were also there last year when it all began:
I have to leave for our game tonight real soon, so I’m going to have to keep this real short and sweet. We won this game 17-2.
REUNION? -Making her return to the stands to watch this great victory was Bridget Harmer, a two-time Mrs. Hyjinx runner-up, and former lover of SweatSox backup catcher (when he’s there) Ross Hughes. We hope this will be the beginning of trend that sees former SweatSox flames return to the Hyjinx as part of some kind of year-long reunion tour. I mean who among us wouldn’t want to see Mindy, Emma, Olivia, Ava, Isabella, Sophia, Charlotte, Amelia, Harper, Evelyn, Abigail, Emily, Elizabeth, Ella, Sofia, Camila, Aria, Scarlett, Victoria, Grace, Chloe, Penelope, Layla, Nora, Lily, Eleanor, Hannah, Lillian, Addison, Aubrey, Ellie, Stella, Natalie, Zoe, Leah, Hazel, Violet, Aurora, Savannah, Audrey, Brooklyn, Bella, Claire, Skylar, Lucy, Paisley, Everly, Anna, Caroline, Emilia, Kennedy, Samantha, Maya, Willow, Kinsley, Naomi, Aaliyah, Sarah, Allison, Gabriella, Alice, Madelyn, Cora, Ruby, Eva, Serenity, Autumn, Adeline, Hailey, Gianna, Valentina, Isla, Eliana, Quinn, Nevaeh, Ivy, Sadie, Piper, Lydia, Alexa, Josephine, Emery, Julia, Delilah, Vivian, Sophie, and Kaylee again?!?
Final SweatSox vs Capitals Notes/Thoughts:
- .095 is a pretty terrible batting average, but a pretty impressive breathalyzer reading
- Larry’s kid could fit in a full sized cooler if Josh so chooses
- Nobody is surviving the 12 Days of Liddy
- I think we all know who the biggest butt pirate is
- “Successful woman are sluts too”
- When you live with the Asshole, you’re unphased by the assholeness of others
Next up for the SweatSox is our second matchup of the season against Team Cuba, later today at the Sportsplex. We won’t have much time to rest afterwards, we’re right back at it against the Capitals tomorrow (Friday), also at the Sportsplex.