What I know: He’s going to Toronto 💯
What I learned:
- I, Shaun Keay, do not write what is written.
- Craif is a verb.
- Josh Ramage is full of “inappropriate comments”.
- Cory Bond planned smartly.
- Mrs. Cop wears the pants, sandals, and checkered shirts in the family.
- Cory Bond pulled-out with Liddy in Chicago.
- Allanal nobaby.
- At some point this year, the SweatSox are going to drop back to back to back to back bunts.
- Craig Cornell’s blood pressure is rising.
- It’s exhausting carrying the franchise, as I found out between ‘98-‘02.
- Some of the greatest people in human history had early onset osteoporosis.
- It’s all how you spin it.
- Nobody knows what a car has to do with orphaned kids.
- Cory Bond is no Bill Freeman.
- Keep them off the pole. Dig them out of a hole. Get them to smoke a bowl.
- You had Ross Hughes at pole.
- It was not, in fact, 4pm somewhere.
- Kent Johnston is disturbed.
- Mark Bond conceded that Josh Ramage wasn’t wrong.
- If anyone donates $5 to the SweatSox, we will remember them.
- The water feature at Kent Johnston’s pool is temporarily closed.
- Ride the lightning.
- Craig Cornell can throw.
- What in the actual fuck was wrong with those fuckos?
- Something is starting to grow on Craig Cornell.
- The Fucko is better than the Odlid.
- When Craig Cornell goes to A&W, he always gets a root beer.
- Anything can be done for the “best interests of baseball”.
- I, Shaun Keay, am a hockey guy.
- Who the fuck is Mystery Team?
- 🍺 + 🍁 + 🍄 + 🔥 = 👬
- Ross Hughes has been to more than one rodeo.
- Josh Ramage loves Kent Johnston and Ross Hughes.
- Ross Hughes loves lamp.
- Kent Johnston has a very strange love for double rainbows.
- Mark Bond is the SweatSox Chooch.
- Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Diaper Man.
- You never want to be near the top, or even on, Bus Cop’s Power Rankings.
- You can put a price on the gift of time.
- Josh wipes.
- Hanes Men’s Tagless Tanks from Walmart are not racist, and they do not in any way encourage domestic violence.
- If Rafiki looks any harder at Craig Cornell’s shoes, he’ll go blind.
- It’s not a dick move to go stand in line at a store for a couple of hours.
- Kent Johnston’s forecasts are in midseason form.
- Josh Ramage’s balls are in storage.
- Uncle Eric White is the SweatSox Bringer of Beer.
- When Craig Cornell turns his hat around, things are about to get cool.
- A hidden beer during a boring Wednesday afternoon Zoom meeting never hurt anyone.
- R.I.P. Marc Sports.
- R.I.P. Mudd.
- 7 girls and 2 guys is a strong pool party ratio.
- There’s no doubt about it, that stud fucks.
- Disabling the iPhone tracker is key to a successful day at work.
- Craig Cornell’s spikes are like a solar eclipse. You can’t look directly at them.
- Kent Johnston has cenosillicaphobia.
- Cory Bond has anti-cenosillicaphobia.
- Josh Ramage is pretty certain he’s not the newest SweatDad.
- 🎵 When your foot is full of gout, and your joints start to go out: osteoarthritis 🎵
- If someone is going to inherit a legit pool someday, he makes the team no questions asked.
- In an 8 game season, you have to play in 2 to qualify for the playoffs.
- She showed up after work.
- Kent Johnston is a fuckass. -K1
- Craig Cornell is happy we brought Josh Ramage back.
- Josh Ramage is still feeling Burlington, emotionally.
- The birth of Mr. Winchester outweighs a HR from yours truly.
- Ross Hughes is too fat to walk.
- Kent Johnston’s fat ass needs the steps.
- The Thermostat Simulator is set to 69 degrees.
- Nice.
- The GoatHouse theme song is Hell Yeah by Rev Theory. The official anthem is Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice.
- The Ninja Turtles kick so much ass.
- The Green Machine has nothing on the official WeedChat name.
- Craig Cornell would like to wish Edward Brown a Sad DeathNight.
- Kent Johnston wants 12 ribs.
- Ross Hughes also wants ribs, after he takes a shit.
- A 2020 SweatEuroTrip may now be in play.
- Mark Bond respects the dedication.
- Josh Ramage wants Cory Bond to eat more vegetables, and less candy.
- The SweatSox and Canada Day are not in the same bubble.
- Mark Bond is attending a mandatory “New Father Seminar” this Friday night from about 8pm until 3am.
- The key to a successful marriage is respecting the decisions made while sober.
- Mark Bond doesn’t know the difference between Major and Minor.
- Craig Cornell is going to miss blowing water through pool noodles into his friends’ faces.
- Like Bobby Bonilla, Cory Bond has deferred payments set up so that the SweatSox will still be paying him long after he retires.
- Josh Ramage believes in a good coffee shit before the brews.
- If you can’t cream, Ross Hughes isn’t interested.
- Jesus’ bumper sticker reads: What Can’t Shaun Do?
- I wasn’t home. Someone must have set off all my fireworks.
- The maid was not cleaning.
