I patiently wait. I appear. I wreck.
- R.I.P. Kingston Ponies
- Kent Johnston’s fat ass & ribs got 20,000 steps the other day.
- R.I.P. Buffets
- Ross Hughes would pound a Brown Hole over a Pink Whitney any day of the week.
- I too did not read the above.
- Mark Bond needed a refresher on how to climb a ladder.
- It was a nice truck, but an even nicer creeper look.
- July 15th would be the earliest teams could get their shit together.
- Adrian Delorey was an upstart pitcher-only from Nova Scotia.
- Ross Hughes will be purchasing beer immediately at the clubhouse.
- Ross Hughes will be purchasing beer immediately at the clubhouse… Just saying.
- In whatever sport he plays, Ross Hughes is getting a base hit to left.
- Cory Bond was not killing it, but I appreciate the shoutout.
- Kent Johnston is lazy.
- Nobody fabricates a 69.
- I, Shaun Keay, am the SweatSox Ralph Wiggum.
- I am out.
- A KDJBC is the best kind of BC.
- He doesn’t like stout, he got the gout, and that’s what it’s all about.
- Tobacco makes it burn nice.
- The schmedium has a good launch.
- Kent Johnston likes redheads.
- Craig Cornell’s musical timing was on point.
- Marc Lett is the SweatSox Mark Calaway, may he Rest In Peace.
- Craig Cornell prefers everyone head around back.
- Chestnut is ridiculous.
- It was either a mousepad or a schmedium cutting board. Sweet beer swag either way.
- Josh Ramage prefers guys with dad bods.
- Ross Hughes is the True Canadian Cocktail.
- Trevor Bauer once threw a ball over the CF fence from the mound. Kent Johnston could do that too, if he was standing at the CF fence.
- Indians are out. Spiders are in.
- Josh Ramage vultured the screenshot.
- Padres do so much worse sometimes.
- 75 in 10.
- Craig Cornell is a reposter.
- Craig Cornell is sorry.
- Craig Cornell and Josh Ramage love naps.
- Craig Cornell is retired from competitive hot dog eating.
- Mrs. Ross has a friend that lives in Bells Corners. We didn’t get the signal.
- Kent Johnston confirmed the amusing narratives sounded like things that happened.
- Kent Johnston wants a shot at 3rd base this year.
- Josh Ramage always recognizes a good burn.
- NSFW. Seriously, do not click this link: http://www.nepeanbrewers.com
- Nobody knew who Mark Fidrych is.
- Craig Cornell just wanted to knowledge flex us to assert his dominance. It’s like a dog humping your leg.
- Craig Cornell is an Alpha. Mark Bond is a Beta.
- R.I.P. Expos
- Cory Bond is the SweatSox Chef.
- The SweatSox have pitching.
- The regular season is the pre season.
- July 6th is National Fried Chicken Day.
- Nobody dances on a boat like Chris Lidstone.
- If you don’t use condoms, you don’t have to hide them.
- Record action on the Z.
- Josh Ramage thanked Cory Bond.
- Kent Johnston owns dukes and a cowboy hat, possibly for role playing.
- Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Thrower of the Duke.
- Kent Johnston loved sitting outside Forever 21.
- Josh Ramage is as bad as Cory Bond.
- Dillon Lowry didn’t invite his backup best man to the patio.
- We have a few Gentlemen on the SweatSox. No LeBron’s though.
- There are 14 videos on the abandoned SweatSox YouTube Channel.
- At least that watermelon chick followed the “cans only by the pool” rule.
- Josh Ramage seeks Kent Johnston’s approval.
- Joe West is not opting out this year despite being high risk and able to get full pay. What a champ.
- Instead of guy, I went with bitch.
- Concussions are fun.
- Serious Ross Hughes is living in Fantasy Land.
- Nice.
- Craig Cornell is good.
- Bus Cop tried the blanket sex thing after a Cornwall game, that’s why he remembered.
- The SweatSox Circle is not a safe place, evidently.
- Pizza Hut does not offer quality pizza, so Josh Ramage unliked them.
- Mark Bond wants a piece of Anthony in his mouth then stomach. Josh Ramage might get in on that.
- Kent Johnston’s battery was not 69%.
- Kent Johnston, SweatSox Weatherman Extraordinaire, only has 1 weather app.
- They’re watching 👀, and listening 👂🏻.
- A single year at Harvard is about $100,000 CAD. Motherfuckers!
- Those fucking ivy leaguers eh.
- 1 underground pool = 20 hot tub visits.
- Kent Johnston’s pool is still free, water feature included!
- If only Mark Bond would jump off a roof and onto a trampoline.
- A degree from Harvard ain’t bad.
- Marc Lett may have to lease a 2020 Hyundai Sonata.
- Nothing is guaranteed.
- Trade School Swim Teams are not as prestigious.
- I’m hearing rumors about a Monday the 13th announcement.
- I, Shaun Keay, might be a surgeon and may have to opt out.
- It’s Lett not Lety.
- We may need a guy.
- A NCBL season isn’t happening until Kent Johnston tells us to put our pants on.
- Craig Cornell retracts his Cop for Dorion annual prediction.
- The Powers That Be bring the intangibles.
- Kent Johnston didn’t like being outshined in Mark Dorrington’s debut.
- The SweatSox do not believe in numerology.
- Josh Ramage is not happy with the mask policy enforcement at FreshCo in Bells Corners.
- Craig Cornell knows how to scam free books.
- Craig Cornell likes them hard, or maybe soft. He won’t say.
- Craig Cornell just thought 11-12 weeks was a long time to ship.
- Craig Cornell does not have reading glasses, yet.
- Craig Cornell is not typically going to bend a corner if he doesn’t need to.
- There are no vampires in Craig Cornell’s book.
- Craig Cornell is not Mark Bond.
- Side Chicks is in the Z.
- It was long overdue.
- The only wrong way to eat a wing is with a fork and a knife.
- The SweatSox are pro Nashville Stars.
- The Louisville Bat Museum is 285km and 1 time zone away from Nashville.
- The Great American Ballpark is 160km away from the Louisville Bat Museum.
- Mark Bond finally respects the decision.

SuperList!
-SK