14 Stimulating Things I’ve Learned So Far In Quarantine

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You miss 90% of the putts you leave short.

  1. Mark Bond let Craig Cornell down.
  2. Craig Cornell wants to go to a Fair.
  3. Marc Lett had a Tribal Council with a Kiwi.
  4. Mark Bond may swing.
  5. Mark Bond wants to do it for Craif.
  6. Josh Ramage does not want to swing with Mark Bond.
  7. Josh Ramage is donating blood for Kent Johnston’s bloodletting fetish.
  8. Could a Reverse Vampire be considered a type of bloodletting?
  9. Kent Johnston has a Gout Monster.
  10. All my hard work has finally paid off.
  11. I need to lay off the booze.
  12. I now follow myself.
  13. I am joining the club.
  14. You can’t get notifications about when you Tweet from your own account.
  15. What Craig Cornell has heard, has been wrong before.
  16. Not only did Mark Bond not do it for Craif, he didn’t do it at all.
  17. Kent Johnston is too hot for ball boys.
  18. I imagine a Big Mac Bacon is just like a Big Mac… with 🥓.
  19. A BMB is not a BM. Blasphemy!
  20. A JBC with 2 patties is a DJBC. This isn’t rocket science.
  21. 2020 is some bullshirt.
  22. Josh Ramage wants to really stretch it out and grab Cory Bond’s balls.
  23. Josh Ramage needs startup equipment.
  24. Kent Johnston has balls.
  25. Kent Johnston has buckets.
  26. Josh Ramage wants used equipment.
  27. I am in.
  28. Ross Hughes is sick.
  29. Craig Cornell hasn’t given up on #SweatTrip2020.
  30. Kent Johnston is hoping for real World Cup vibes.
  31. They will not be leveling out the Tiers.
  32. The 2021 MLB schedules are being released. Time for Craiger to go to work.
  33. The US will have imploded by the time November’s election comes around. Then exploded after the election.
  34. Ross Hughes ain’t going to the States.
  35. Mark Bond is a fool and needs to educate himself.
  36. Cory Bond doesn’t know anything.
  37. Kent Johnston wants to cheat with Cole.
  38. Kent Johnston has no social life now.
  39. The only thing Kent Johnston has to do is golf.
  40. Exercise your mind, not your mouth.
  41. Craig Cornell finds pure joy in those articles.
  42. Kent Johnston needs a new set of golf clubs.
  43. Nobody needs to know about a pre-Shark Week marathon.
  44. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Bugs Bunny.
  45. Ross Hughes would like to give Marc Lett a supply of DNA.
  46. Craig Cornell doesn’t know for sure.
  47. Yes. Little League is practicing already.
  48. It’s gon rain – which means it isn’t.
  49. Craig Cornell is not going to Winnipeg.
  50. Josh Ramage found a Caesar for Kent Johnston and Ross Hughes.
  51. Ross Hughes likes to drink, not eat.
  52. Cory Bond has to balance work and family life.
  53. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Charles Burns.
  54. Craig Cornell is going to be “in” one of these times.
  55. Ross Hughes leads the SweatSox Golf Leaderboard.
  56. Kent Johnston leads the COVID Consumption Leaderboard.
  57. Marc Lett is sorry he’s working all week.
  58. The most important thing is baseball, not COVID.
  59. They are playing baseball around the country.
  60. All these grown men will ignore the rules cause they are selfish.
  61. Mark Bond loves going through his pitching stats from 8-10 years ago.
  62. Mark Bond blends his memories together.
  63. Mark Bond is predicting big things this year, if he plays and if he pitches.
  64. The time Mark Bond gave up 3HR in a game was the same game Kent committed an error, and the same night Denver bought Pinks.
  65. Where’s the schedule?
  66. Josh Ramage thinks we should be given time to practice.
  67. Josh Ramage comes between 6:15 and 6:30.
  68. Josh Ramage is there for baseball, not social hour.
  69. Josh Ramage is 69% in.
  70. Craig Cornell will not miss a game, unless he’s hurt. He should still show up if hurt though.
  71. Mark Bond is 50% baby, 50% lizard?
  72. It’s $2350, not $2150.
  73. Cory Bond needs to man up and get it.
  74. Teams are responsible for supplies.
  75. Bath houses are not a part of phase 3.
  76. Marc Lett needs his O2.
  77. Are are to be NO Eiffel Towers, as that is prolonged and deliberate contact.
  78. Cory Bond does not want to default the first game.
  79. Geez Louise.
  80. The 2020 NCBL Season has an asterisk, not asterix.
  81. Geez Louise.
  82. Mark Bond did not see that on Twitter earlier today.
  83. The #BootCop Movement is strong.
  84. You always stir for content, not nothing.
  85. Cory Bond only read Page 19.
  86. Josh Ramage would not be cut first.
  87. One simply does not pitch after achieving win #69.
  88. Cocaine is a helluva drug.
  89. We already have enough assholes on the SweatSox.
  90. Josh Ramage doesn’t have printer access.
  91. Josh Ramage would like a copy of the NCBL’s insurance policy.
  92. Baseball is not a priority.
  93. The people always want to be involved until they have to make decisions.
  94. Kent Johnston wants a drink.
  95. Kent Johnston would honestly like to know the protocol for reporting positive cases within the NCBL.
  96. Kent Johnston would be an excellent part of the NCBL Executive, as Director of Covid.
  97. If Kent Johnston doesn’t like what he sees, he’s walking away. Needs those steps!
  98. 14 x 4 is not 48.
  99. If we have 24 per team and 2 umpires, we are not good.
  100. There are leaks everywhere!
  101. You can’t disrespect the integrity of the boot. You need to earn it.
  102. Craig Cornell went from 69% sure we are playing to 69% sure we are not in 10 minutes today. He’s disappointed.
  103. “It’s The Green Machine” is way better than “I Got My Grade 10”.
  104. Craig Cornell might be injury free by next May.
  105. Geoff Kemp is a Beavertonian.
  106. Barring a change in policy, NCBL is done for 2020.
  107. In light of the season being cancelled, Craig Cornell thinks it would be fun to do a wiffleball tourney.
  108. Yeah, we’re banned.
  109. Craig Cornell’s first Sportsplex HR was off John Groves.
  110. Geoff Kemp appreciates the call-out.
  111. Bill Beelen apologized for his apparent negativity but he is at the end of his rope with this ridiculous situation where common sense has gone completely out of the window.
  112. Mark Bond is the SweatSox AJ Burnett.
  113. The SweatSox and Ron Wright could be great together.
  114. You can always distance at Yoga. Not so much at baseball.
  115. Mark Dorrington is not a sound the yogis spout.
  116. Craig Cornell had Ross Hughes at note.