KANATA– Last Friday, we were supposed to play the Capitals for the second time this season. Unfortunately, with it raining most of the day, Kinsmen wasn’t in game shape. SweatSox Authority Cory Bond tried his best, but he has no idea what he’s doing (he tried getting rid of a puddle by adding more water to it), and the Nepean Brewers weren’t playing before us to fix the field properly, so we got “FIELD CONDITIONED OUT”.
Final SweatSox vs Capitals Rainout Notes/Thoughts:
- Mark and Josh are “fuck it in” guys
- I can confirm I was staring at Josh like there was some ass to kick
- Ross had the greatest comeback since Kim Kardashian
- Kent wants Eric to keep it wet
- My door is always open for anyone who needs a post game shower. Slide into my DM’s and I’ll send you my address. My door will never be open for beers though.
- Josh has too much upper deck knowledge to not be an upper decker
- Craig is a weathernetwork.com guy, Eric is a weather network app guy
- Eric could be down to 8.5 fingers if the field isn’t immaculate
- Larry’s appendages may not be the biggest, but they definitely get the job done
- Jaspreet Sanghra is the William Pitt of the SweatSox
- I do not remember all of our Emergency Codes
Next up for the SweatSox was supposed to be a matchup with the Coyotes Sunday night at the Sportsplex, but that got “PERMITTED OUT”. The next next up for us is the Los Latinos Wednesday night at Southgate.
#CLEARSKIESFULLPUDDLESCANTPLAY