THE GATE– Earlier tonight the SweatSox were scheduled to face Los Latinos at Southgate, but for the 3rd time in the past 6 days, our game was cancelled. It has been over a week since we last played a game, and since we’ve now entered our annual SweatTrip break in the schedule, we’ll have to wait another week before we play our next one. I’m sure we’ll all be just fine after 14 days of rest though.
Final SweatSox vs Los Latinos Notes/Thoughts:
- Joseph will never not be able to swing it
- He’s called Majic because of his stick
- There is no such thing as fencer-fencee confidentiality
- The feud continues!
- Larry is pro participation medals
- When you control the jail, you control, information
- The Z is definitely not a safe place
- Don’t read the green and can’t read the green are very different things
- Josh golfing once is the same amount of fun as Kent golfing twice (maybe thrice)
- Liddy owes me
- Ross has at least 9 friends. Neither of whom are Joseph or Amanda.
- Kent dreams about Kit Kats
- Let’s take about 5 to 10% off there, Squirrely Kent
- She’s got man face?
- Josh is afraid of features
- We all live our lives one copy/paste at a time
- 24K
- The margin is always 69%
- Bubble gum can fix everything
- I seem to know a lot about materials and their cost
- Three Best Friends has been activated
- Josh will be riding bitch with the gum
- The kids always need practice
- Eric talking his way out of that start was GLE worthy
- Is there anything more powerful than ultra hydration?
- Kent is a 1:1 P2S, Josh is a 1:2
- Kent is more Dwight than Barney
- Literally nobody owns a printer anymore. Literally.
- I have an astronaut pen. It writes upside down. They use this in space. It was a gift.
- I can’t believe we all Jonathan Byers’d the Masters hat, whoever that is
- Nobody will drive Cop, except an Uber or bus driver
- While Josh was down with the Rona, he still found the time to Bravo
- The lowest Kent will go is a 4.4
- Nothing is free in life
- Kent shotgunned Josh as his 7th inning pillow
- Kent likes his food fried, not kuhl
- Ross’ vote never matters
- Craig is hoping he can get a little league rainout and not an NCBL rainout
- Craig worked on it, for nothing
- Kent dances all game every game in CF. His belly dance is must-see.
- Josh did not win the Lotto Max last week
- I am not answering my door, nor am I home
- Eric is like Newman, neither will work in the rain
- It was pouring near Walkley and Heron at 2:56pm. We don’t know how near though, so it was a bad update.
- Heroin is the good stuff
- Hamilton debuts in Winchester next week, on the mound?
- I was wrong, it didn’t clear up, we did not play
- Kent had the wrong colour hand
- Craig had the wrong colour hand, and had it snowing
- Josh had Eric, and himself
- Eric was Close
- I had the wrong colour hand, and Josh
- Lett and Rotari nailed it
- Jaspreet didn’t want to play
- Klein may have gone to the field
- Craig confirmed he was in 14 minutes before the game was cancelled
- If a blind squirrel shoots an arrow at a broken clock, he’ll break his spine
- If Liddy was on beer, and then I was on beer, and then the game was cancelled, do I revert back to my original beer night?
- Stop trying to come to my house
- Josh liked my tweet for a hot minute
- I’m a prankster fakester
- Bus Cop had to die, so Hust could live.
Next up for the SweatSox is a trip to Winchester next Thursday to face the Heat. Mr. Winchester Josh Ramage, who was scheduled to take the hill tonight, will get the start against his namesake, unless he’s scared…
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