NORTH DUNDAS– Last Thursday, the SweatSox were scheduled to travel to Winchester to face the Heat, but once again, we were rained out. It was our fourth consecutive scheduled game that was called, and our fifth postponement overall (4 rainouts + 1 permit out).
With 5 cancellations through our first 9 scheduled games, we are well on pace to shatter the SweatSox single season record for canceled games of 8, set in 2017.
It has now been 19 days since the SweatSox last played a game, the longest such stretch in a single season in team history. A few other noteworthy SweatSox “days since” stats:
Days since our last game: 19
Days since our last loss: 19
Days since our last win: 27
Days since our last tie: 32
Days since we last saw Mark “Hust Cop” Bond on a baseball field: 278
Days since our last championship: 1,005
Days since our last Tier 1 game: 2,132
Days since Lett slammed the River Rats: 3,186
Days since Josh’s debut in Winchester: 5,828
Days since we swept the Old Sox to win our first championship: 6,125
Days since Cory & Craig turned the franchise around simply by making their SweatSox debut: 6,965
Days since the greatest celebration in team history: -4
Final SweatSox vs Heat RAINOUT Notes/Thoughts:
- Cory finally met the late Doug Dorion, during a near death experience vision.
- Hamilton is in?
- If you take someone’s snow-globe, it’s go time.
- LIV golfers wipe their tears with all their oil money, as does Kent with his SweatTrip profits, as does Cory with our baseball funds.
- Whenever Liddy is out, we get rained out. Marc’s power is also out, again.
- Kent can drop a pin or a beat at a moments notice.
- First Class Covid is the classiest of all the covids.
- I would like to officially apologize to Joshua Ramage for accusing him of buying the premium Internet to stream the pornography. It was actually I, Shaun Keay, who was the porn pervert who couldn’t control myself on that BBC (Big Beautiful Couch).
- Josh is good buddies with Gil and Paul.
- A Baconator only sits heavy.
- Cory has no gas to spare, he left it all on the Denver A-Line.
- The 4 stages of a gas attack:
- Head tilts up (identification)
- Head shakes back and forth (confirmation)
- Mask goes on (damage control)
- Retreat if possible (surrender)
- Josh wants a spreadsheet, but not that one.
- The SweatSox have a bunch of Fucks to give.
- Marc’s slam is way too big to fit in a banner.
- If you second a statement that seconds an original statement, does that quadruple the original statement? Is it a x2 effect, or a +1 effect?
- Jas is no college boy, he’s a university boy.
- Ross once drove past a college.
- The 2 rookies really nailed that confirmation code, everyone else is out of control.
- Dave is a dome guy, Ross prefers raw-dog.
- The record for consecutive SweatSox rainouts is 5. But it’s really 3.
- Responsible Kent is out Monday.
- Craig did not fire up the HTub. This night was a total loss.
Next up for the SweatSox is a game later today against the Rockets at the TRILL. This will be the first matchup between the Socks & Rocks since we got swept by them in the playoffs last year ?.
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