SOUTHGATE– On July 5th, the SweatSox got off to a hot start against Los Latinos, scoring 7 runs over the first two innings en route to a 7-4 victory. Eric White once again got the nod for the SweatSox, and pitched 6 strong with 7 K’s in the rainy conditions to pick up his 3rd DUB of the season.
Forget Josh Ramage’s first K of the season at the plate, this game was highlighted by the mid-game return of Mark Bond to the SweatSox, finding time between building houses and building LRT to grace us with his presence. He went 0/2.
Let’s see, what else happened…? I got hit again (pitchers suck). Cory had a 2-hit game. And Eric had to remove his watch, so we’ll never truly know how many steps he got that day. I think that’s about it.
Final SweatSox vs Los Latinos Notes/Thoughts:
- Craig does not need a subtle reminder to buy the beer.
- Kent thinks Craig is such a snob.
- Kent is a businessman.
- Kent is a Division Chud World Champ Qualifier.
- If Josh goes 0 for his next 27, he still hits .300
- Josh pitches to win; Love not involved.
- Nothing beats a Covid Revenge Tour.
- Lett’s biggest fear is the mini-van pull-up.
- Lett is a good human.
- The siphoning of funds never ends.
- If you’re not walking like a bushwacker, are you really even walking?
- Dorion used to record SweatSox stats on stone tablets.
- Kent needs at least 30 pints.
- Fuck condiments? Fuck you.
- Craig’s hero is Joey Chestnut.
- Kent always checks the radar before bed.
- A “force” choke is more powerful than a physical one.
- Kent is CF, and he’s a center fielder.
- This game is definitely getting rained out.
- Ramage believes the NCBL should just cancel the season right now and try again in 2023.
- Ross needs to watch Super Troopers.
- Joe Beelen is fascinated by Josh’s batting stats.
- There’s nothing wrong with putting your pants on sideways.
- Jas and I are the pants experts. Tip 1: don’t wear a pair of pants if you’re on your way to returning them, you may slip in a puddle and ruin the very pants you are returning.
- Jason is in, Mark is out.
- Techno is out, Cop is in.
- Quad Side is out, Triple Side is in.
#WONTHEHYJINX