WINCHESTER– On August 22nd, after 12 straight games played without a rainout, the SweatSox got rained out. It’s always a treat when we get to play at the legendary Morgan Field in Winchester, which made the news of this cancellation even more upsetting. Fortunately, we won’t have to wait long until we get to go back, this game has already been rescheduled for next Thursday (September 1st).
What made this rainout even more irritating was that Joe Majic was scheduled to be in our starting lineup for the first time since his last spare job in 2016. Majic played 5 seasons with the SweatSox from 2005-2009, and was a key piece of our 2005 championship run, but has only spared for us 3 times since “retiring”. It’s always a treat when the creator of the Angry Dragon (it still doesn’t have a name but he and all his friends call it that) comes out to play, so we really hope he will be able to make the make-up.
NOTE: Joe was going to go 2/3 with a run scored.
While that night was a write-off, the days leading up to it weren’t a total loss. I played some golf with the boys on Sunday, and hit the sickest drive that unfortunately ended up in the drink. I did throw my back out around hole 14 though, and it hurt so much I really struggled to eat my pretty basic cheeseburger and half-sized poutine after the round. By the time I got home I could barely move, so it seemed like the perfect occasion to dust off the old Crave account, and finally watch some Shoresy. I had a few thoughts:
- Overall: It is just as good if not better than Letterkenny.
- “You, you, you, you the most, you, you the 2nd most, and you. You’re useless. Actually it’s you the most and you the second most.” — I can’t believe they quoted Ramage on the show!
- I’ve taken multiple aqua dumps in my life, had a good one last week actually. Highly recommend.
- I always call my parents to let them know I got wherever I’m going safely.
- There’s a stick on my mailbox!
- The 3 Marck’s are such fucking beauties, referring of course to Lett, Dorrington, and Stinson.
- Duotangs are massively underrated.
- If I was desperate, I’d try shredded cheese on a burger, but I’d never put a single in a taco.
- Shania don’t impress me much. #TeamCeline
- The Flannigan’s are the Apeldoorn’s of the NCBL.
- If you pronounce Cory Bond’s name real fast, it sounds like three in… never mind.
- I cry when I hear the national anthem of any country. I’m an absolute wreck during the Olympics.
- Can’t wait to tell Jas to shut the fuck up Sanghranet.
- Positivity is the superior motivator.
- Always give your balls a tug.
Final SweatSox vs Winchester Heat Notes/Thoughts:
- A gas station somewhere had premium for the price of regular.
- Lett’s address is 3065, the rest doesn’t matter.
- Kent Johnson > Kent Johnston.
- Between the toilet ball and the BJ ball, we have a blumpkin ball.
- My back is not unfucked.
- If I run out of asses to kick, do I start licking them?
- I am the GOAT.
- Cory won the 15 Year Friendship Anniversary Golf Invitational.
- Josh is so far past the line, that he can’t even see the line.
- We are definitely not caught up now.
- Green means go.
- Kent prefers his bananas peeled bare.
- It was our 9th postponement of the season.
- Jason was Doug.
See you next week in Winchester…