{"id":1399,"date":"2015-09-30T18:39:49","date_gmt":"2015-09-30T22:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=1399"},"modified":"2015-09-30T18:50:08","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T22:50:08","slug":"the-triangle-of-triumph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/30\/the-triangle-of-triumph\/","title":{"rendered":"The Triangle of Triumph"},"content":{"rendered":"

For those who don\u2019t remember me, my name is Shaun Keay, and I am one of the most powerful men in the National Capital Baseball League.\u00a0 And when I say powerful I\u2019m talking both metaphorically and physically, I once lifted a hundred pounds over my head without even realizing it!<\/p>\n

Sometimes though I forget just how far my influence reaches, which can upset some people; like when a bunch of the Braves\u2019 great-grandchildren started to believe that their great-grandparents were really that old and slow.\u00a0 We kid!\u00a0 We kid!\u00a0 No more letters please.<\/p>\n

While I, Shaun Keay, think I\u2019m hilarious; someone with even more power than I does not.\u00a0 The SweatSox Authority Cory Bond, a two-time Rodney Walsh Sportsmanship & Ability winner, was not at all impressed by my lyrical\u00a0assault of the Braves. \u00a0To be fair though I had no idea they had the technology to be able to see it (you know, because they\u2019re old). \u00a0I also didn\u2019t think that someone they knew would see it and send it to them by a more familiar method of communication, like:<\/p>\n