{"id":1748,"date":"2016-07-26T02:05:40","date_gmt":"2016-07-26T06:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=1748"},"modified":"2016-07-26T03:37:02","modified_gmt":"2016-07-26T07:37:02","slug":"melinda-sweatsox-vs-battalion-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/26\/melinda-sweatsox-vs-battalion-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMelinda\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Bytown Battalion III Recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve got some good news, and I\u2019ve got some bad news.&nbsp; The good news is after 12 days off the SweatSox were back in action late last week, which means you finally get a brand new recap to read!&nbsp; The bad news is I had much better things to do since then so I only now got around to mailing this one in. &nbsp;Sorry KJ.<\/p>\n<p>FYI- I won\u2019t be mailing it like the last time when I still BS\u2019d enough words to keep you busy through your morning bowel movement <em>(or morning <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">Winchester<\/span>&nbsp;McCarthy as some like to call it)<\/em>.&nbsp; This one will probably last about as long as Chris Lidstone\u2019s virtual city did when he left it unattended to go play beach volleyball. &nbsp;Long story short: ??? = ??? = ?\u200d?\u200d?.<\/p>\n<p>Here it goes: Last Thursday night at the Sportsplex, the SweatSox lost 10-0 to the Bytown Battalion.&nbsp; We didn\u2019t get a hit.&nbsp; End of recap.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">FINAL: Battalion 10. SweatSox 0.<\/p>\n<p>WP- Floyd<br \/>LP- Groves<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/shutout?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#shutout<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mercy?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#mercy<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/combinednohitter?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#combinednohitter<\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/notaperfectgame?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#notaperfectgame<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/756272754052128768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 21, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 4px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Final SweatSox vs Bytown Battalion Notes\/Thoughts<\/strong><\/span>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>John Groves begged for&nbsp;the last minute start, sending shockwaves from Nepean&nbsp;to Burlington.<\/li>\n<li>As a result, Josh Ramage got promoted from \u201cstarting pitcher\u201d to \u201cDH\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>As a result, Marc Lett got demoted from \u201cbench\u201d to \u201cbeing DH\u2019d for on the hot corner while Groves is pitching\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>Cory Bond is a mound visit guru.<\/li>\n<li>An infield fly can only be called if the umpire deems the ball catchable by an infielder with ordinary effort.&nbsp; The no call on the field was correct.&nbsp; Routine on the SweatSox means that ball is going to hit the ground or go through someone\u2019s legs 14 of 14 times.<\/li>\n<li>The following batters are the ones fully responsible for not getting us a hit: Jason Klein, Chris Lidstone, Mark Stinson, John Groves, Mark Bond, Josh Ramage, Kent Johnston, Craig Cornell, and I, Shaun Keay.<\/li>\n<li>If Edwin goes to the Red Sox, Liddy is out on the Jays.<\/li>\n<li>The SweatSox just need 1 big table at the Cop\/Liddy co-wedding in October, without the actual table.<\/li>\n<li>The thief of Mark Bond\u2019s last beer may be uninvited to his wedding, no matter who it is.<\/li>\n<li>Pikachu is dead.<\/li>\n<li>Jason Klein knows how to shotgun, he\u2019s seen it in the movies.<\/li>\n<li>We once had a penis apparatus, and now we have a weed apparatus.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cYou catch Pokemon, I catch beers\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>The Sharknado 4 Pool Party is a go.<\/li>\n<li>If the shitty Honda\u2019s a rockin\u2019, don\u2019t come a knockin\u2019.<\/li>\n<li>Mindy is <strong>not<\/strong> short for Melinda.<\/li>\n<li>Mrs. Techno doesn\u2019t like the bone.<\/li>\n<li>What\u2019s worse, a fork or pillow attack?<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s not rape if it\u2019s 6am on a Sunday morning and it\u2019s the only way to calm down.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cThere\u2019s no iced tea until Saturday\u201d.<\/li>\n<li>The Domino\u2019s phone number is easy, it\u2019s 613-269\u2026no wait\u2026<\/li>\n<li>We\u2019re pretty sure the planned 5-way between the Lidstone\u2019s and the Klein\u2019s turned into a 2-way between Lidstone and Klein.<\/li>\n<li>Pizza can be used as a Pokemon lure:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19pizza.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1750\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19pizza-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"2016g19pizza\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19pizza-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19pizza-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19pizza-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19pizza.jpg 1935w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The SweatSox are back in action tomorrow night when we take on the Capital City Cubs at Heritage.&nbsp; The game is scheduled to start at 8:30pm, which means we should all be in Army\u2019s hot tub by 10.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19box.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1749\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19box-689x1024.jpg\" alt=\"2016g19box\" width=\"689\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19box-689x1024.jpg 689w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19box-202x300.jpg 202w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19box-768x1142.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/2016g19box.jpg 1078w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 689px) 100vw, 689px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve got some good news, and I\u2019ve got some bad news.&nbsp; 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