{"id":1783,"date":"2016-12-28T19:38:01","date_gmt":"2016-12-29T00:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=1783"},"modified":"2016-12-28T19:38:01","modified_gmt":"2016-12-29T00:38:01","slug":"kent-loves-children-now-sweatsox-vs-kingston-ponies-iii-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/28\/kent-loves-children-now-sweatsox-vs-kingston-ponies-iii-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cKent Loves Children Now\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Kingston Ponies III Recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Day 4 of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza.\u00a0 FYI: This recap is by far the worst one yet. \u00a0It\u2019s so bad that it could actually be our starting shortstop next year, but it might be overqualified.<\/p>\n<p>On Monday, August 8th, the SweatSox faced the Kingston Ponies for the third and final time this year.\u00a0 We lost 9-1; I don\u2019t remember much but apparently I, Shaun Keay, had the only SweatSox RBI, vigorously thrusting me back into the all-time SweatSox lead.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">FINAL: Kingston 9. SweatSox 1.<\/p>\n<p>WP- Ivimey<br \/>LP- Lowry<\/p>\n<p>*I, Shaun Keay, am once again the all time SweatSox leader in RBI&#39;s. My ass hurts too.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/762844900555489280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 9, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 4px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Final SweatSox vs Kingston Ponies III Notes\/Thoughts<\/strong><\/span>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Two people were doing it in the middle of Mark Bond\u2019s street at 12:50am.<\/li>\n<li>It was hard to see, but they were doing it on a truck at 12:55am.<\/li>\n<li>She was straddling him and\/or his face at 12:59am.<\/li>\n<li>Cop went to bed at 12:59am.<\/li>\n<li>No PokeBalls were thrown, but some may have been touched.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g23box.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1787\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g23box.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"527\" height=\"582\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g23box.jpg 527w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g23box-272x300.jpg 272w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 527px) 100vw, 527px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>#L6<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Missed any of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza posts so far?\u00a0 Here they are, in all their glory:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/25\/great-upheaval-day-sweatsox-vs-cubs-iii-recap\/\">Day 1: \u201cGreat Upheaval Day\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Cubs III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/26\/marc-van-wilder-sweatsox-vs-brewers-iii-recap\/\">Day 2: \u201cMarc Van Wilder\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Brewers III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/27\/i-need-to-learn-how-to-receive-it-sweatsox-vs-athletics-iii-recap\/\">Day 3: \u201cI Need to Learn How to Receive It\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Athletics III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g22whatever.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1786\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g22whatever.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g22whatever.jpg 800w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g22whatever-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g22whatever-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/2016g22whatever-460x260.jpg 460w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Day 4 of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza.\u00a0 FYI: This recap is by far the worst one yet. \u00a0It\u2019s so bad that it could actually be our starting shortstop next year, but it might be overqualified. 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