{"id":1837,"date":"2017-01-03T21:59:16","date_gmt":"2017-01-04T02:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=1837"},"modified":"2017-01-03T22:30:04","modified_gmt":"2017-01-04T03:30:04","slug":"midgets-uniboobs-latinas-and-asians-a-kingston-tournament-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/03\/midgets-uniboobs-latinas-and-asians-a-kingston-tournament-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201cMidgets, Uniboobs, Latinas, and Asians\u201d \u2013 A Kingston Tournament Recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Day 10 of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza.<\/p>\n<p>Many years ago, the \u201cAlliance\u201d was formed with one simple goal in mind: use our combined resources to infiltrate and take over the NCBL from within.\u00a0 If that didn\u2019t work out, the backup plan was to maybe enter a tournament or two together somewhere down the line.<\/p>\n<p>The 2016 Kingston Alumni Tournament was the first on-field experiment for the <em><strong>SweatPanths With a Silent H<\/strong><\/em>.\u00a0 Creating a roster for the <em>SweatPanths<\/em> was relatively easy: the SweatSox cut the dead weight, and the remaining 9 joined forces with the only 5 Panthers who were available for the weekend:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Cory Bond<br \/>\nMark Bond<br \/>\nMarc Charbonneau<br \/>\nTim Gautam<br \/>\nJohn Groves<br \/>\nMike Hluschuk<br \/>\nShaun Keay<br \/>\nJason Klein<br \/>\nMarc Lett<br \/>\nChris Lidstone<br \/>\nDillon Lowry<br \/>\nSteve Smith<br \/>\nSteve Tsonos<br \/>\nEric White<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The &quot;SweatPanths With A Silent H&quot; are in action 3 times today in Kingston:<\/p>\n<p>9am vs Burlington<br \/>11:30am vs Petawawa<br \/>4:30pm vs Braves<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Tier5?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Tier5<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/772040354170277888?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>The SweatPanths opened the tournament against the Burlington Mudhens, losing 8-6 after multiple SweatSox errors and a very questionable tournament time limit rule.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Batter of the Game<\/strong>: Eric White (2\/4, 2B, RBI)<br \/>\n<strong>Pitcher of the Game<\/strong>: John Groves<br \/>\n<strong>Honourable Mention<\/strong>: Chris Lidstone (0\/0, 4BB)<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Instead of the Panthers bringing us up, we brought them down.<\/p>\n<p>FINAL: Burlington Mudhens 8. SweatPants: 6<\/p>\n<p>LP: Lowry<\/p>\n<p>Paging <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mcharbs21?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@mcharbs21<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/772089552378953729?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Game 2 against the Petawawa Indians went much more smoothly, winning 12-0 behind an Eric White dirty complete game.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Batter of the Game<\/strong>: Chris Lidstone (2\/3, 3B, 2RBI, SB)<br \/>\n<strong>Pitcher of the Game<\/strong>: Eric White<br \/>\n<strong>Honourable Mention<\/strong>: Marc Lett (2\/2, RBI, BB)<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">FINAL: SweatPanths 12. Petawawa Indians 0.<\/p>\n<p>WP- White<\/p>\n<p>*Lidstone and CBond avenge their Petawawa championship game loss with <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dukesbaseball?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@Dukesbaseball<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/772114299720441858?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>We called in a\u00a0ringer for the final round-robin game against the Braves; pulling Marc Charbonneau off the DL to try and pitch us into the playoffs. \u00a0Despite a lack of run support, Charby gave the SweatPanths a quality start before turning the ball over to The Vulture, who stole what we believe was his 14th win of the calendar year.<\/p>\n<p>The SweatPanths would like to extend\u00a0our best wishes to &#8220;Tripod&#8221; Charbonneau when he ultimately undergoes yet another surgery on his arm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Batter of the Game<\/strong>: Eric White (2\/4, 2 2B, 3RBI, SB)<br \/>\n<strong>Pitcher of the Game<\/strong>: Marc Charbonneau<br \/>\n<strong>Honourable Mentions<\/strong>: Marc Lett &amp; Steve Smith (2\/3, 2B)<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">FINAL: SweatPanths 7. Braves 6.<\/p>\n<p>WP- The Vulture Steve Smith<br \/>LP- Verberne<\/p>\n<p>*Eric White with the bases loaded walk-off 3-run double.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/772202212223254528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Our semi-final matchup was against a gung-ho Queens University team, who were once again doing 6am wind sprints at the field while the rest of us were just getting to bed.\u00a0 Needing to throw our big gun in the money-game, the SweatPanths sent ace Mike Hluschuk to the hill, keeping our secret weapon GLE fresh for the finals.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the SweatSox season-long struggle to play capable defense didn\u2019t stay in Ottawa, and a few key defensive miscues at the worst possible moments ruined what should\u2019ve been an easy CG W for the 2016 Panthers MVP.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Semi-Final Scoresheet<\/strong>: MIA<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">FINAL: Queen&#39;s 8. SweatPanths 6.<\/p>\n<p>LP- Hluschuk<\/p>\n<p>*SweatPanths couldn&#39;t hold 2-run lead in the 7th.<\/p>\n<p>*Lowry took a ball to the face. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/teabag?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#teabag<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/772469078376189954?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 4px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Final Kingston Tournament Notes\/Thoughts<\/strong><\/span>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Josh Ramage bailed on his 2nd straight Kingston Tournament.<\/li>\n<li>Ross Hughes bailed.<\/li>\n<li>Armando Navarro bailed.<\/li>\n<li>Keith Bray yo-yo\u2019d several times, but ultimately bailed.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cIf it was my job to work out everyday, I&#8217;d still be fat.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>The Panthers do not have their own helmets.<\/li>\n<li>I, Shaun Keay, could very well be an unemployed homosexual.<\/li>\n<li>Marc Lett got hit with a ball in the vocal cords.<\/li>\n<li>Marc Charbonneau had several mouthfuls of Cory Bond\u2019s nuts.<\/li>\n<li>How many SweatSox does it take to do a hoodie run? Multiple.<\/li>\n<li>Patrick Lyons claims to have once been robbed of a walk-off grand slam by Felix Septimo at a Petawawa tournament many years ago.<\/li>\n<li>Midgets and uniboobs are fine, but Latinas and Asians are not.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cA fit grandma or fat twenty-something: Why not both?\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Chris Lidstone took picking up grass to a whole new level during the Braves game.<\/li>\n<li>The &#8220;score after 4 innings&#8221; might be the worst #1 tiebreaker in tournament history.<\/li>\n<li>The Kanata Athletics signing LHP Jeff Francis won\u2019t affect Winchester\u2019s plans to move up to Tier 1 next year.<\/li>\n<li>The SweatSox need to work on hotel room temperature etiquette.<\/li>\n<li>Jason Klein needs to work on catching routine fly balls this offseason.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>#KTOURN16<\/strong><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Missed any of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza posts so far?\u00a0 Here they are, in all their glory:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/25\/great-upheaval-day-sweatsox-vs-cubs-iii-recap\/\">Day 1: \u201cGreat Upheaval Day\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Cubs III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/26\/marc-van-wilder-sweatsox-vs-brewers-iii-recap\/\">Day 2: \u201cMarc Van Wilder\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Brewers III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/27\/i-need-to-learn-how-to-receive-it-sweatsox-vs-athletics-iii-recap\/\">Day 3: \u201cI Need to Learn How to Receive It\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Athletics III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/28\/kent-loves-children-now-sweatsox-vs-kingston-ponies-iii-recap\/\">Day 4: \u201cKent Loves Children Now\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Kingston Ponies III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/29\/seventeen-runs-sweatsox-vs-panthers-iii-recap\/\">Day 5: \u201cSeventeen Runs\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Panthers III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/30\/the-decision-2017-where-will-we-play-next-year\/\">Day 6: \u201cThe Decision: 2017\u201d \u2013 Where Will We Play Next Year?<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/31\/the-feminist-petawawa-tournament-recap\/\">Day 7: \u201cThe Feminist\u201d \u2013 Petawawa Tournament Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/01\/the-sweatys-the-2016-sweatsox-awards\/\">Day 8: \u201cThe Sweaty\u2019s\u201d \u2013 The 2016 SweatSox Awards<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/02\/schauwn-key-a-shaun-keay-pronunciation-guide\/\">Day 9: \u201cSchauwn Key\u201d \u2013 A Shaun Keay Pronunciation Guide<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8606.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1839\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8606-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8606-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8606-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8606-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/IMG_8606.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Day 10 of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza. 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