{"id":1847,"date":"2017-01-04T16:56:45","date_gmt":"2017-01-04T21:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=1847"},"modified":"2017-01-04T17:00:06","modified_gmt":"2017-01-04T22:00:06","slug":"sweatwedding2016-a-bus-cop-wedding-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/04\/sweatwedding2016-a-bus-cop-wedding-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"\u201c#SweatWedding2016\u201d \u2013 A Bus Cop Wedding Recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Day 11 of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza. If you thought talking about my last name was a mail-in, wait until I paste a bunch of pictures and call that a post!!!<\/p>\n<p>The SweatSox always have high hopes for offseason group activities. We constantly talk about SweatSox Go Karting, SweatSox Curling, SweatSox ODR, SweatSox Bowling, SweatSox Golf, SweatSox Orgy, SweatSox Casino Night, and of course SweatSox Poker.<\/p>\n<p>Since the foundation of the SweatSox, there\u2019s been a bylaw that no SweatSox shall be invited to the wedding of other SweatSox. Most SweatSox have ignored this rule in the past, inviting just their favourite teammate and cutting all others from the guest list. Mark Bond took it to a whole new level, inviting the entire team to what could at best only be the second greatest day of his life, the first of course being the grand slam game. On Saturday, October 15th, 2016, <em><strong>#SweatWedding2016<\/strong><\/em> happened, and the cameras were there:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Happy Wedding Day <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mark008bond?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@mark008bond<\/a>! Here\u2019s hoping you don\u2019t drop the ball or strike out today, as you\u2019re so prone to doing. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SweatWedding2016?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#SweatWedding2016<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/787315968557060097?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-10-15-PHOTO-00013965.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1857\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-10-15-PHOTO-00013965-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-10-15-PHOTO-00013965-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-10-15-PHOTO-00013965-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-10-15-PHOTO-00013965-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-10-15-PHOTO-00013965-460x260.jpg 460w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-10-15-PHOTO-00013965.jpg 1328w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014631.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1856\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014631-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014631.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014631-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014631-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014630.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1855\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014630-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014630.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014630-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014630-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014629.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1854\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014629-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014629.jpg 683w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014629-200x300.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014625.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1852\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014625-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014625.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014625-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014625-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014624.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1851\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014624-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014624.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014624-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014624-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014623.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1850\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014623-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014623.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014623-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014623-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014622.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1849\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014622-682x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"682\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014622-682x1024.jpg 682w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014622-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014622-768x1153.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014622.jpg 1066w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 682px) 100vw, 682px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-14-PHOTO-00014617.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1848\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-14-PHOTO-00014617-1024x693.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-14-PHOTO-00014617-1024x693.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-14-PHOTO-00014617-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-14-PHOTO-00014617-768x520.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-14-PHOTO-00014617.jpg 1231w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014626.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1853\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014626-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014626.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014626-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014626-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 4px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Final #SweatWedding2016 Notes\/Thoughts<\/strong><\/span>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Who schedules a wedding during a Jays playoff game?<\/li>\n<li>Nobody was more excited for worlds colliding than Cory Bond.<\/li>\n<li>Per SweatSox Law, as a result of saying &#8220;I Do&#8221;, Mrs. Mark is hereby banned from attending all future SweatSox games and Hyjinx.<\/li>\n<li>The SweatSox chose to steal coasters rather than the wedding rings, which we were actually in possession of during the wedding ceremony.<\/li>\n<li>The SweatSox and Chris Armstrong have come to terms on a 2018 part-time contract.<\/li>\n<li>Wedding venue insiders tell us that the SweatSox drank $6,900 worth of alcohol and $1,400 on soft drinks at the open bar.<\/li>\n<li>The \u201cYou May Now Kiss the Bride\u201d kiss was Mark Bond\u2019s first kiss in front of the SweatSox since this:<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/FullSizeRender-15.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1858\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/FullSizeRender-15-1024x731.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/FullSizeRender-15-1024x731.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/FullSizeRender-15-300x214.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/FullSizeRender-15-768x549.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Missed any of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza posts so far?\u00a0 Here they are, in all their glory:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/25\/great-upheaval-day-sweatsox-vs-cubs-iii-recap\/\">Day 1: \u201cGreat Upheaval Day\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Cubs III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/26\/marc-van-wilder-sweatsox-vs-brewers-iii-recap\/\">Day 2: \u201cMarc Van Wilder\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Brewers III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/27\/i-need-to-learn-how-to-receive-it-sweatsox-vs-athletics-iii-recap\/\">Day 3: \u201cI Need to Learn How to Receive It\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Athletics III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/28\/kent-loves-children-now-sweatsox-vs-kingston-ponies-iii-recap\/\">Day 4: \u201cKent Loves Children Now\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Kingston Ponies III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/29\/seventeen-runs-sweatsox-vs-panthers-iii-recap\/\">Day 5: \u201cSeventeen Runs\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Panthers III Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/30\/the-decision-2017-where-will-we-play-next-year\/\">Day 6: \u201cThe Decision: 2017\u201d \u2013 Where Will We Play Next Year?<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2016\/12\/31\/the-feminist-petawawa-tournament-recap\/\">Day 7: \u201cThe Feminist\u201d \u2013 Petawawa Tournament Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/01\/the-sweatys-the-2016-sweatsox-awards\/\">Day 8: \u201cThe Sweaty\u2019s\u201d \u2013 The 2016 SweatSox Awards<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/02\/schauwn-key-a-shaun-keay-pronunciation-guide\/\">Day 9: \u201cSchauwn Key\u201d \u2013 A Shaun Keay Pronunciation Guide<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2017\/01\/03\/midgets-uniboobs-latinas-and-asians-a-kingston-tournament-recap\/\">Day 10: \u201cMidgets, Uniboobs, Latinas, and Asians\u201d \u2013 A Kingston Tournament Recap<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">That&#39;s a wrap. Let&#39;s do it again next year at the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ShaunChelseaWedding?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ShaunChelseaWedding<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/wonthewedding?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#wonthewedding<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/wonthehyjjnx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#wonthehyjjnx<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qmGu6HEGCV\">pic.twitter.com\/qmGu6HEGCV<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/787529582375297024?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to Day 11 of the SweatSox 14 Days of SweatMas SweatSite Extravaganza. If you thought talking about my last name was a mail-in, wait until I paste a bunch of pictures and call that a post!!! The SweatSox always have high hopes for offseason group activities. We constantly talk about SweatSox Go Karting, SweatSox&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1853,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hyjinx","category-recap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/2016-11-15-PHOTO-00014626.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41pWP-tN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1847"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1861,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1847\/revisions\/1861"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}