{"id":2378,"date":"2020-05-06T15:53:07","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T19:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=2378"},"modified":"2020-05-06T16:18:03","modified_gmt":"2020-05-06T20:18:03","slug":"14-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/06\/14-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It’s been pretty quiet here at the D-Bunk, so I thought I’d take a moment and share a few of the things I’ve learned over the last couple of months:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Tom Brady left the Patriots, the biggest betrayal in all of sports since Armando Navarro left the SweatSox.<\/li>
  2. Ross Hughes is now a Viral Pandemic Preventer.<\/li>
  3. Jaspreet Sanghra has not yet been deported.<\/li>
  4. The guys are still looking for the Championship series recap.<\/li>
  5. John Groves upset Chris Lidstone and Ross Hughes in the SweatSox Engagement Pool. Josh Ramage is still the favourite in the Best Man Pool.<\/li>
  6. Eric White\u2019s home gym is really just his sex room.<\/li>
  7. The SweatSox didn\u2019t follow the old beer bylaws, nor will we the new ones.<\/li>
  8. Bill Beelen is a good man.<\/li>
  9. Mark Bond is the SweatSox Associate.<\/li>
  10. The Boys > Boys Boys Boys.<\/li>
  11. Chris Lidstone\u2019s swing is physically distancing itself from the soft toss.<\/li>
  12. I, Shaun Keay, will not be going to the Masters this year.<\/li>
  13. Josh Ramage is next in line for the Authority\u2019s throne. There will be cuts.<\/li>
  14. Craig Cornell\u2019s offseason basketball program: shoot, rebound, rinse, repeat.<\/li>
  15. Chris Lidstone is the big #SweatTrip2020 winner.<\/li>
  16. Swestsox<\/li>
  17. Dick Pound<\/li>
  18. Joshua Ramage will vacation with her, not us.<\/li>
  19. Outfield the Dog.<\/li>
  20. If there\u2019s no upper deck, you can still do a push up.<\/li>
  21. Today\u2019s present is really tomorrow\u2019s past, and you can\u2019t change the past. Wise up.<\/li>
  22. Jason Klein is the SweatSox Mercenary.<\/li>
  23. Being chokeslammed builds character.<\/li>
  24. When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets, and love will steer the stars.<\/li>
  25. Marc Lett is the SweatSox Science Guy.<\/li>
  26. The SweatSox are on Bumble.<\/li>
  27. Fucko.<\/li>
  28. Kent Johnston is not very reliable.<\/li>
  29. How to avoid COVID-19: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, AND DODGE… I\u2019d never miss that last dodge.<\/li>
  30. Bacon shortage coming btw. Get it while you can.<\/li>
  31. There\u2019s a surplus of bacon so bacon is cheap.<\/li>
  32. We\u2019re going to need Craig\u2019s Hot Tub if we\u2019re going to make it on all of our rescheduled flights.<\/li>
  33. Who is Shawn?<\/li>
  34. The SweatSox have signed free agent Megan Morehouse to a 1-year prorated deal.<\/li>
  35. The SweatSox have agreed to terms with The New Yorker on a 1-year sponsorship deal.<\/li>
  36. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Phillip.<\/li>
  37. Corey Bond has 3 addresses.<\/li>
  38. Stay Wicked Fah Apaht<\/li>
  39. The Pimp Bus is now 20% off. Plus a free mask and hand sanitizer.<\/li>
  40. There isn\u2019t a bathtub in the world Marc Lett can\u2019t identify.<\/li>
  41. 69 + 69 – 14 = 124<\/li>
  42. You don\u2019t pick 69. 69 chooses you.<\/li>
  43. So cum tunnel is a vagina and a cumtunnel is a dick. Interesting what a space does.<\/li>
  44. When Sean Elias says he\u2019s enjoying life in Kent, nobody cares; but when Ross says he wants to all of a sudden it\u2019s sexual harassment.<\/li>
  45. I\u2019m pretty sure Michael Litoris\u2019 best friend from middle school was also named X AE A-12.<\/li>
  46. Cop’s going to go play with his balls in the park.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    COMING SOON<\/strong>: Recap of the NCBL Spring Meeting, Recap of the Top Secret Super Classified NCBL Executive Meeting, and if I have time maybe a few thoughts on the 2019 Tier 3 Championship Series.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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