{"id":2393,"date":"2020-05-20T11:06:56","date_gmt":"2020-05-20T15:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=2393"},"modified":"2020-05-20T11:36:07","modified_gmt":"2020-05-20T15:36:07","slug":"14-more-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/20\/14-more-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 More Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Aside from all the Virtual Tours it\u2019s still pretty quiet here at the D-Bunk, so I thought I’d take a moment and share a few of the things I’ve learned since the last time<\/a> I learned all the things:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. It\u2019s been a while since the SweatSox have been invited to one of Craig Cornell\u2019s birthday gatherings. <\/li>
  2. #SweatVegas2021<\/li>
  3. The juice is running on the returned money to us.<\/li>
  4. Ross Hughes is the Dennis Rodman of this team.<\/li>
  5. Blood thinners are good to fight covid. Beer thins blood. Therefore beer fights covid. Cheers.<\/li>
  6. Surprise! Ross Hughes is a big fan of snowbirds.<\/li>
  7. Cannabis shows promise blocking Coronavirus infection.<\/li>
  8. The Washington Capitals should\u2019ve shot the moon more regularly, or taken \u201cother\u201d precautions.<\/li>
  9. In fact, nobody could believe the side-boobed woman.<\/li>
  10. Maybe what she needs is a nice 30 year old?<\/li>
  11. RM > CM<\/li>
  12. If there aren\u2019t any ghosts, Kent Johnston is out.<\/li>
  13. Maybe Kent Johnston doesn\u2019t exist.<\/li>
  14. My (Shaun Keay) WestJet Rewards ID is: 546914702<\/li>
  15. John Groves\u2019 IKEA friend was not master of her domain.<\/li>
  16. Craig Cornell loves bunting. We all see it.<\/li>
  17. It would take 4 hours in order for 25% of the workforce in Kent Johnston\u2019s building to access their cube, while respecting social distancing.<\/li>
  18. \u201cWestJet is continually monitoring the regulations and updating our website as appropriate.\u201d<\/li>
  19. No one wants to get a shuttle<\/s> cock in the eye.<\/li>
  20. May 12, 2019: all was right in the world.<\/li>
  21. Ross Hughes can be Ross Hughes getting punched out.<\/li>
  22. For anyone interesting in poaching Eric White from us, his email address is: Eric_slayer_of_jas@gmail.com<\/em><\/li>
  23. Mark Bond will always remember those spur of the moment burnt ends in murderville last trip.<\/li>
  24. Ross Hughes is patient Double Zero<\/li>
  25. I, Shaun Keay, would be very surprised if I was in there.<\/li>
  26. I, Shaun Keay, am the SweatSox Beetlejuice.<\/li>
  27. Josh Ramage is just here for the victims.<\/li>
  28. Chirping Kent Johnston seems like a Saturday activity.<\/li>
  29. You can hit the pin, just don\u2019t touch the pin.<\/li>
  30. Wendy\u2019s serves beer now!<\/li>
  31. According to the Athletic, the 45th greatest moment in baseball history is Lee Elia\u2019s infamous tirade. The 1st? Marc Lett\u2019s 2013 walkoff grand slam.<\/li>
  32. Outdoor sports fields to open this week. Forget July 1, can we make June 1 NCBL\u2019s Opening Day?<\/li>
  33. God bless the people of Ontario.<\/li>
  34. Mark Bond is the SweatSox Thunder Jet.<\/li>
  35. Marc Lett is Commissioner Gordon. The rest of us are Batmen.<\/li>
  36. I, Shaun Keay, approve of BJ35.<\/li>
  37. If you loan Mark Bond $100, he\u2019ll give you his gold ring as collateral.<\/li>
  38. Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Mr. Poopybutthole.<\/li>
  39. Sable is married to Lesner.<\/li>
  40. Chris Lidstone is organizing SweatSox Golf.<\/li>
  41. The precedent is set.<\/li>
  42. Josh Ramage loves this Craig Cornell.<\/li>
  43. Vulturing is the way to go man. Minimum effort. Maximum results.<\/li>
  44. Mark Bond is an interlocker docker.<\/li>
  45. Sometimes Netflix hits us with some gems.<\/li>
  46. How is that legal? Who said legal?<\/li>
  47. Cory Bond is the Michael Jordan of SweatSox celebrations.<\/li>
  48. Pisswater always works.<\/li>
  49. I’m feelin’ like Will.<\/li>
  50. I think I’m a prince, I’m feelin’ myself.<\/li>
  51. I’m loaded with bills, ’cause I wasn’t blessed with no Uncle Phil.<\/li>
  52. It\u2019s over between Kent Johnston and Ross Hughes.<\/li>
  53. Craig Cornell has slept in much worse places than a Kansas City Amtrak station.<\/li>
  54. To pull off a successful affair, one should limit the amount of knowledge out there.<\/li>
  55. Josh Ramage is a Price is Right vulture (ABV)<\/li>
  56. Carsten Charles has the most strikeouts in MLB since 2000.<\/li>
  57. Kent is short for Kenneth.<\/li>
  58. It\u2019s Craig Cornell\u2019s eyes that create the emotional feelings.<\/li>
  59. Just don’t lick your hands or balls.<\/li>
  60. Thursday follows Wednesday, which follows Tuesday, which is followed by Thursday depending on who you ask.<\/li>
  61. Garneau needs to get on a shuttle back to space.<\/li>
  62. Pants on boys.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    Aside from all the Virtual Tours it\u2019s still pretty quiet here at the D-Bunk, so I thought I’d take a moment and share a few of the things I’ve learned since the last time I learned all the things: It\u2019s been a while since the SweatSox have been invited to one of Craig Cornell\u2019s birthday…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2394,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/6a29524b-76ef-4685-b148-16b78e5b6557.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41pWP-CB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2393"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2399,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2393\/revisions\/2399"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}