{"id":2402,"date":"2020-05-27T14:37:52","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T18:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=2402"},"modified":"2020-06-04T09:26:20","modified_gmt":"2020-06-04T13:26:20","slug":"14-incredible-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/05\/27\/14-incredible-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Incredible Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I, Shaun Keay, learned so much this past week. But now it is time for you to learn what I’ve learned. Take notes, I’m only going to say this once:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. If you are in a gay threesome, the middle is where you\u2019d want to be.<\/li>
  2. Volume 3 is right up Ross Hughes\u2019 alley.<\/li>
  3. 6914 > 6834<\/li>
  4. If you summon me, you\u2019d better have a good reason.<\/li>
  5. Most of the SweatSox are a bunch of seat belt-wearing cowards.<\/li>
  6. Umpires don\u2019t count as people.<\/li>
  7. Kevin Bacon up in this shit.<\/li>
  8. Ross Hughes bronzes.<\/li>
  9. Eric White is the SweatSox Hans Moleman.<\/li>
  10. ACB, Always Cover Balls.<\/li>
  11. I\u2019m not sure what\u2019s bushier, the Pinecrest junior diamond grass or Jaspreet Sanghra\u2019s beard.<\/li>
  12. I know it’s small but I’ve been growing it for months.<\/li>
  13. Ross Hughes was, is, and will always be a schmedium.<\/li>
  14. There is still no insurance for any team activities.<\/li>
  15. We had insurance?<\/li>
  16. The WestJet refund policy is store credit. The NCBL refund policy is between you and your team. The SweatSox refund policy is go fuck yourself.<\/li>
  17. Kent Johnston\u2019s online presence is increasing by the day.<\/li>
  18. It\u2019s the principle of the thing, sir.<\/li>
  19. The SweatSox are looking to enter a few tournaments in PEI this June.<\/li>
  20. Cory Bond does not believe in worlds colliding.<\/li>
  21. Josh Ramage\u2019s quarantine pubes are now 2 inches long.<\/li>
  22. Kent Johnston had uncomfortable shits at Mark Bond\u2019s wedding.<\/li>
  23. We\u2019re number 1.<\/li>
  24. The SweatSox have an abundance of Andrew Fucko\u2019s on our team.<\/li>
  25. Mark Bond was no match for the killer wasp.<\/li>
  26. ABH, Always Be Hydrating.<\/li>
  27. Ross Hughes is the SweatSox Designated Driver.<\/li>
  28. Jaspreet Sanghra and Justine White want Eric White to ABS, Always Be Swelling.<\/li>
  29. Chris Lidstone likes KFC.<\/li>
  30. Josh Ramage highly recommends the Bumper Dumper.<\/li>
  31. Chris Lidstone and Josh Ramage attended the same wrestling event way back in 1992.<\/li>
  32. Mark Bond is a terrible re-poster.<\/li>
  33. Mark Bond is a dick head.<\/li>
  34. The rich kids throw away loonies and toonies like they’re worthless.<\/li>
  35. The Nikes on my feet keep my cypher complete.<\/li>
  36. Nike Nike Nike-Nike Nike-Nike Nike Nike Nikes.<\/li>
  37. The Nikes on my feet keep my cypher complete.<\/li>
  38. Cory Bond\u2019s are real, and they\u2019re SPECTACULAR.<\/li>
  39. Beer is mandatory during conference calls on mental health.<\/li>
  40. Kent Johnston gives This Is The End one thumb up ?? and one thumb down ??.<\/li>
  41. \u201cThe great thing about being a girl is that when you get soul-crushing news you can just look down and play with your titties until you\u2019re ok again.\u201d -Sarah<\/li>
  42. Ross Hughes does rather enjoy the occasional titty grab.<\/li>
  43. If someone is dumb enough to send money to the wrong person twice, then they\u2019re an idiot.<\/li>
  44. Craig Cornell is pretty certain he broke a toe cleaning his \u201chit\u201d tub.<\/li>
  45. Marc Lett\u2019s Pool > Cory Bond\u2019s Pool > Kent Johnston\u2019s Pool.<\/li>
  46. Ross Hughes is the SweatSox Moe Lester.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    I, Shaun Keay, learned so much this past week. But now it is time for you to learn what I’ve learned. Take notes, I’m only going to say this once: If you are in a gay threesome, the middle is where you\u2019d want to be. Volume 3 is right up Ross Hughes\u2019 alley. 6914 >…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2401,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/img_8742.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41pWP-CK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2402"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2410,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2402\/revisions\/2410"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}