{"id":2433,"date":"2020-06-10T11:59:48","date_gmt":"2020-06-10T15:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=2433"},"modified":"2020-06-10T11:59:48","modified_gmt":"2020-06-10T15:59:48","slug":"14-breathtaking-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/10\/14-breathtaking-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Breathtaking Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I haven\u2019t learned much actually, except:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. It\u2019s not Kent Johnston\u2019s birthday.<\/li>
  2. I\u2019m not sure if I want a handjob, mouthjob, or button for my birthday, on March 4th.<\/li>
  3. Josh Ramage\u2019s imagination is remarkable.<\/li>
  4. Kent Johnston needs to stay off the Internet.<\/li>
  5. Gift cards are always part of successful scams.<\/li>
  6. Mark Bond is the SweatSox Button.<\/li>
  7. You can\u2019t use credit from credit to buy credit to give to someone else.<\/li>
  8. Quantity over quality, just like this team.<\/li>
  9. A Toaster Strudel is greater than a Pop Tart. Just like cucumbers on a pizza, on this issue there can be NO debate!<\/li>
  10. SweatSox stat padding – a time honored tradition.<\/li>
  11. Chris Chapman\u2019s screenshot game needs some work.<\/li>
  12. \u201cAlways Shaun\u201d<\/li>
  13. Jaspreet Sanghra plagiarized me.<\/li>
  14. We weren\u2019t handing out RBI\u2019s back then, we were just shortchanging runs scored. My runs scored.<\/li>
  15. Marc Lett is detraining.<\/li>
  16. Marigolds keep the pests away.<\/li>
  17. The SweatSox are in a meeting.<\/li>
  18. It\u2019s confirmed that salt water + chlorine kills the COVID.<\/li>
  19. He\u2019s out if it starts at 3:30; but in if it starts before, even though he\u2019s getting there at 4. ?<\/li>
  20. Kent Johnston likes to keep things interesting.<\/li>
  21. You had Ross at fuckin assholes.<\/li>
  22. You\u2019ve got to respect the signal.<\/li>
  23. Craig Cornell is being ghosted by the state of Texas.<\/li>
  24. 2:45pm.<\/li>
  25. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Ben Stein.<\/li>
  26. If you\u2019re going to drink hipster beer, you\u2019ve got to have a hipster beard.<\/li>
  27. Our time apart only brings us closer.<\/li>
  28. If the KBO merged with the NCBL, we\u2019d have a bunch of new half-decent Tier 4 teams.<\/li>
  29. R.I.P. Temp #1A<\/li>
  30. We were above average assholes in Tier 1.<\/li>
  31. Craig Cornell does want to sit closer to his friends.<\/li>
  32. Josh Ramage has some Flow.<\/li>
  33. You might not want to order the 3am Blue Plate Special. Well, maybe you do.<\/li>
  34. The SweatSox are Speedo sharers.<\/li>
  35. Kent Johnston is not 215.<\/li>
  36. I\u2019m going to miss my OM season.<\/li>
  37. Ross Hughes wishes.<\/li>
  38. We forgot Bus Cop!<\/li>
  39. Josh Ramage would never take a dump in the goat house pool.<\/li>
  40. Everybody has a house cleaner in Findlay Creek.<\/li>
  41. Josh Ramage is very white (x30).<\/li>
  42. I\u2019ve driven past Cardinal, Ontario hundreds of times in my life.<\/li>
  43. So he was actually anti-homo then\u2026<\/li>
  44. \u2026<\/li>
  45. LMAO<\/li>
  46. It\u2019s pronounced \u201cNikolaj\u201d.<\/li>
  47. Josh Ramage doesn\u2019t remember how or why Kent Johnston ran into a Cornwall locker.<\/li>
  48. I am very ready to mingle.<\/li>
  49. Josh Ramage doesn\u2019t remember me having hair or being good.<\/li>
  50. Sandra wants to make sure we \u201cWatch out for that thunderstorm \u26c8\u201d<\/li>
  51. I, Shaun Keay, am the SweatSox Godfather; and your wife\u2019s second husband.<\/li>
  52. There is a lot of semen in Marc Lett\u2019s house.<\/li>
  53. Family Fun Day\u2019s need to make a comeback.<\/li>
  54. Do not microwave Hampton Inn disposable coffee cups.<\/li>
  55. Jaspreet is not the same as Jasmine.<\/li>
  56. ?<\/li>
  57. The only person that can take down Shang Tsung is Raiden.<\/li>
  58. Craig Cornell loves it when a plan comes together.<\/li>
  59. Cory Bond is the SweatSox Van Wilder; but I will not write that down, unless he dies.<\/li>
  60. When Carleton was dancing, Prince was pooping.<\/li>
  61. Josh Ramage will proudly reject any and all invitations he receives, unless it\u2019s for a wedding, or a pool party.<\/li>
  62. Kent Johnston\u2019s pool is straight filth.<\/li>
  63. Cock webs is an out of commission cock.<\/li>
  64. Ross Hughes loves mushrooms.<\/li>
  65. Andrew \u201cDoc\u201d Elias did not throw a no-hitter while high on LSD on or around this day 30 or 50 years ago.<\/li>
  66. Math is hard.<\/li>
  67. Mark Bond is a slow learner.<\/li>
  68. Ross Hughes is slow.<\/li>
  69. Nice.<\/li>
  70. Josh Ramage\u2019s thoughts are extremely harmful.<\/li>
  71. Camping, drive though animals, and teammate ball rubbing are all ongoing.<\/li>
  72. Graeme Nichols >> Eugene Melnyk.<\/li>
  73. Eric White called Craig Cornell a list (like the website).<\/li>
  74. Triple Chat Action!<\/li>
  75. There\u2019s gotta be so many good quotes in weed chat.<\/li>
  76. Craig Brian Cornell should have stayed out of there.<\/li>
  77. Josh Ramage wants more social gatherings on the mound.<\/li>
  78. The SweatSox always cum first.<\/li>
  79. Jaspreet Sanghra is the official practice catcher.<\/li>
  80. It\u2019s the blurple cheese that fucks him extra up.<\/li>
  81. Chris Lidstone doesn\u2019t wear pants very often these days, or in the old Petawawa days.<\/li>
  82. Josh Ramage doesn\u2019t like being photobombed.<\/li>
  83. Zack Greinke is nice.<\/li>
  84. Kent Johnston has never forgotten BananaGate.<\/li>
  85. ABC, Always Believe Craig.<\/li>
  86. Idiocracy!<\/li>
  87. It\u2019s not Trump\u2019s fault.<\/li>
  88. The first rule about weed chat, is you don\u2019t talk about weed chat.<\/li>
  89. It\u2019s actually 3B+HPB, not BB+HBP.<\/li>
  90. Josh Ramage lives on the corner of Offspeed Drive and Gravity Boulevard.<\/li>
  91. If somebody gets caught stealing on a battery of Josh Ramage and Craig Cornell, that\u2019s seriously one slow dude.<\/li>
  92. I, Shaun Keay, should Drop It.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    I haven\u2019t learned much actually, except: It\u2019s not Kent Johnston\u2019s birthday. I\u2019m not sure if I want a handjob, mouthjob, or button for my birthday, on March 4th. Josh Ramage\u2019s imagination is remarkable. Kent Johnston needs to stay off the Internet. Gift cards are always part of successful scams. Mark Bond is the SweatSox Button….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2432,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/img_8882.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41pWP-Df","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2433"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2435,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2433\/revisions\/2435"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}