{"id":2470,"date":"2020-06-18T11:48:02","date_gmt":"2020-06-18T15:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=2470"},"modified":"2020-06-18T11:48:02","modified_gmt":"2020-06-18T15:48:02","slug":"14-wonderful-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/18\/14-wonderful-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Wonderful Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I really, truly, actually learned why they’ve been blasting starting at 7:30 every morning for the past month near my house. The rest I just kinda fake learned:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Ross Hughes is the SweatSox Chandler Bing.<\/li>
  2. And it begins.<\/li>
  3. I\u2019ve booked my 8 game schedule, as ordered.<\/li>
  4. Baseball owns the summer, but frisbee owns the fall.<\/li>
  5. Ross Hughes is gonna bocce ball that ho!<\/li>
  6. John Groves JFC.<\/li>
  7. Craig Cornell is banned from New Brunswick.<\/li>
  8. Tony Natale is not good.<\/li>
  9. If you click a link, you lose it all.<\/li>
  10. I, Shaun Keay, am going to get Craig Cornell fired one day.<\/li>
  11. Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Uncle Ben.<\/li>
  12. The SweatSox have a charitable foundation, and use most of the funds to pay Cory Bond\u2019s Authority salary.<\/li>
  13. In 2021, we\u2019re keeping it simple.<\/li>
  14. Japan\u2019s \u201cused panty vending machine\u201d is common knowledge.<\/li>
  15. No Balls. No Mass Texting. Never Show Your Face.<\/li>
  16. I am a miserable slob.<\/li>
  17. Shawn is without Ruth.<\/li>
  18. Writing and drinking don\u2019t mix.<\/li>
  19. Craig Cornell is a writer, producer, and director.<\/li>
  20. Cory Bond\u2019s stalk game is a bit too strong.<\/li>
  21. Josh Ramage likes a strong stalk.<\/li>
  22. Josh Ramage demands the capitalization of proper nouns.<\/li>
  23. Josh Ramage ignores the opinions of Kent Johnston.<\/li>
  24. Craig Cornell is batting .900 so far in 2020.<\/li>
  25. Mark Bond has a passion for contemporary furniture.<\/li>
  26. Craig Cornell is an actual published author, screwed out of royalties by Bezos.<\/li>
  27. Josh Ramage throws a Daysieay Douquooe<\/li>
  28. Mark Bond is a constant re-poster.<\/li>
  29. Tecate pairs well with BBQ chicken.<\/li>
  30. $231.52<\/li>
  31. The President does not move.<\/li>
  32. Everybody rotates.<\/li>
  33. It\u2019s go time.<\/li>
  34. Stubhub is a bunch of sons of bitches.<\/li>
  35. Kent Johnston fully supports this.<\/li>
  36. The second swing was not sufficient to clear the wall.<\/li>
  37. Kent Johnston had a creepy smile when he was 16.<\/li>
  38. Kent Johnston can\u2019t figure out where the extra lbs are coming from.<\/li>
  39. The smelly awesome bucket is still there.<\/li>
  40. The historical write ups are much more detailed.<\/li>
  41. Marc Lett is celebrating the 9 year anniversary of being on a patio by going to a patio ??.<\/li>
  42. Craig Cornell confirmed through extensive photo forensics that Marc Lett was definitely there.<\/li>
  43. Be true to your circle!<\/li>
  44. A $194.99 pair of Big League Chew cleats better come with a lifetime supply of Big League Chew.<\/li>
  45. You have to wash your hands before you wash your balls.<\/li>
  46. Softball is dumb.<\/li>
  47. Craig Cornell faked an injury so he could DH last year.<\/li>
  48. Cory Bond is a Green Bomber alumnus.<\/li>
  49. If you enter a live chatroom with Craig Cornell, you\u2019ve already lost.<\/li>
  50. Studies show that 99% of Dan\u2019s are not, \u201cthe Man\u201d.<\/li>
  51. Josh Ramage wants Craig Cornell to join him for breakfast in bed.<\/li>
  52. Craig Cornell has the guiltiest conscious of all the SweatSox.<\/li>
  53. Who keeps a sealed letter just lying around to be opened?<\/li>
  54. Congratulations Youppi! Youddi man!<\/li>
  55. Kent Johnston can\u2019t ever get over a bad day at the plate.<\/li>
  56. Craig Cornell co-wrote Spying on Whales.<\/li>
  57. ? Craig\u2018s been spending most his life living in Stacey\u2019s mom ?<\/li>
  58. Josh Ramage\u2019s statements are very controversial.<\/li>
  59. If 7\u2019s become 10\u2019s in masks, does that mean 1\u2019s become 4\u2019s, and 6\u2019s become 9\u2019s?<\/li>
  60. You may win some, you may lose some, but I, Shaun Keay, always win.<\/li>
  61. Mookie Betts\u2019 career with the Dodgers was much like Michael Litoris\u2019 with the SweatSox.<\/li>
  62. His hair was short ??\u200d\u2642\ufe0f.<\/li>
  63. I\u2019d take Craig Cornell over Crash Davis any day.<\/li>
  64. Kent Johnston loves a nice love story.<\/li>
  65. Jason Klein has given up the biggest HR in SweatSox history.<\/li>
  66. It\u2019s a good thing we played in Tier 1, otherwise we wouldn\u2019t have these great memories of getting shellacked.<\/li>
  67. SQUIRTINGPANDAS.COM isn\u2019t an actual website.<\/li>
  68. Jean Lazure can\u2019t be anywhere near Craig Cornell or he strikes out.<\/li>
  69. Nice.<\/li>
  70. There\u2019s never been a called strikeout that Craig Cornell believes he deserved.<\/li>
  71. Even if this was a normal summer, there wouldn\u2019t be anyone on a ball diamond at 4:30pm on a Tuesday afternoon.<\/li>
  72. Soccer don\u2019t work.<\/li>
  73. Kent Johnston has a burner Facebook account.<\/li>
  74. 3806 is 3086<\/li>
  75. A good manager always pulls a number switch.<\/li>
  76. You need an advanced mathematics degree to decode the SweatTrip refund breakdown.<\/li>
  77. The Yankee money is officially cut.<\/li>
  78. Josh Ramage has beef with WestJet and StubHub.<\/li>
  79. Estado de la Casa de Cabra?<\/li>
  80. Kent Johnston lied about what was on the grill last night.<\/li>
  81. A sex party is not the same as a gender reveal party.<\/li>
  82. Only 69 active cases in Ottawa as of today. Nice.<\/li>
  83. The 2 roads don’t connect at the yellow circle, won’t save me too much time.<\/li>
  84. Mark Bond is like a dad when the thermostat gets touched (with craft beer).<\/li>
  85. Craig Cornell\u2019s re-tweet game has been big this week with all of the MLB news.<\/li>
  86. Butt Fuck can’t see the forest for the trees.<\/li>
  87. Snoop being able to roll Sushi is a much different skillset than Dominicans rolling crepes. Mandlebaum, Mandlebaum.<\/li>
  88. Josh Ramage and Craig Cornell are heading to 169 when this is over. Nice.<\/li>
  89. The temperature setting on Craig Cornell\u2019s hot tub is 10 degrees off.<\/li>
  90. Winchester is coming.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    I really, truly, actually learned why they’ve been blasting starting at 7:30 every morning for the past month near my house. The rest I just kinda fake learned: Ross Hughes is the SweatSox Chandler Bing. And it begins. I\u2019ve booked my 8 game schedule, as ordered. Baseball owns the summer, but frisbee owns the fall….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2469,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/img_8948.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41pWP-DQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2470"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2471,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470\/revisions\/2471"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2469"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}