{"id":2492,"date":"2020-06-25T08:57:07","date_gmt":"2020-06-25T12:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=2492"},"modified":"2020-06-25T09:08:55","modified_gmt":"2020-06-25T13:08:55","slug":"14-marvelous-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/06\/25\/14-marvelous-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Marvelous Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Will this be the first ever SuperList of Things I\u2019ve Learned?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Craig Cornell posting more makes the group better.<\/li>
  2. Mark Bond posting less makes the group better.<\/li>
  3. 169 Sushi is 1 point better than 168.<\/li>
  4. Changing the truth IS what the SweatSox are about.<\/li>
  5. Just when you think you have all the answers, I change the question!<\/li>
  6. Kent Johnston\u2019s Thursday lunch was a chicken salad sandwich with radishes and green onion pulled fresh from the garden.<\/li>
  7. Ross Hughes\u2019 Thursday lunch was BBQ\u2019d pork with a spicy mustard and fresh garden compote. Or possibly a hot dog.<\/li>
  8. Cory Bond likes two wieners in his bun.<\/li>
  9. Dodgeball was the worst decision.<\/li>
  10. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox White Goodman.<\/li>
  11. These we all watch the big crow hop lop toss to the 2nd base.<\/li>
  12. Ross Hughes is the SweatSox Butcher.<\/li>
  13. Word groupings are hard.<\/li>
  14. There\u2019s legitimately 3 people that can throw the ball from the outfield to home plate on our team.<\/li>
  15. There\u2019s legitimately 3 people that can throw the ball from SS to 1B on our team.<\/li>
  16. You never name names.<\/li>
  17. Bosco is the only correct answer.<\/li>
  18. Never trust a pothead with a secret.<\/li>
  19. The Powers That Be is a red herring. The true power lies in the WeedChat.<\/li>
  20. Bill Beelen\u2019s emails are strangely formatted.<\/li>
  21. When you read between the lines, you learn that Kent Sucks.<\/li>
  22. Kent Johnston\u2019s pool is open, as are his legs.<\/li>
  23. Apparently there were training exercises somewhere in that video.<\/li>
  24. Give Josh Ramage a \u201cHell Yeah\u201d.<\/li>
  25. Looks wise: Mark Stinson > Marc Lett.<\/li>
  26. If Josh Ramage gets into a 1000 degree hot tub, will he melt, evaporate, or sublimate?<\/li>
  27. We could all use a good thunder jetting.<\/li>
  28. Mark Bond has no hair. Anywhere.<\/li>
  29. In Ireland, there is a popular tradition known as The 12 Pubs of Christmas. In SweatSox, we have a shirt-optional sausage party.<\/li>
  30. The SweatSox are buying a mobile home from Robert Lee.<\/li>
  31. Jaspreet Sanghra likes Old Spice, but really likes their commercials.<\/li>
  32. It was with great excitement and a full belly that Kent Johnston announced the double JBC is everything that he imagined it would be. DJBC!<\/li>
  33. Craig Cornell thinks you could go 4 deep in his bad boy.<\/li>
  34. Weed kills the virus, according to a guy in the Google.<\/li>
  35. The SweatSox and Walkers are not in the same bubble.<\/li>
  36. Elephants never forget.<\/li>
  37. Nobody will ever try and remove the Doug Dorion statue.<\/li>
  38. Josh Ramage encourages everyone to watch the \u201ctalking online porn with your kids\u201d video.<\/li>
  39. Cory Bond did not show up to the Green House.<\/li>
  40. A 114 degree hot tub does not scare Josh Ramage.<\/li>
  41. \u201cBoiled Craig\u201d is a delicacy in some parts.<\/li>
  42. Drinking cold beer in the hot tub counter balances each other.<\/li>
  43. Kent Johnston\u2019s pool is evolving.<\/li>
  44. July 6 seems ludicrous.<\/li>
  45. Kent Johnston needs a hug.<\/li>
  46. The greatest hug Craig Cornell ever had was with Andrew Elias.<\/li>
  47. Josh Ramage\u2019s flow is out of control, spectacular, and on point.<\/li>
  48. Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Flama Blanca.<\/li>
  49. Tiz the Law!<\/li>
  50. The best kind of pitcher is the one that throws strikes.<\/li>
  51. Mark Bond won Father\u2019s Day: X LE A-10<\/li>
  52. Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Phil Niekro.<\/li>
  53. Mark Bond has the KJ hairline.<\/li>
  54. Daniel LaRusso beat Johnny Lawrence only with the help from the dark arts.<\/li>
  55. A ziplock bag of lamb meat is worth more than Ross Hughes.<\/li>
  56. Cory Bond is all about the long con.<\/li>
  57. Josh Ramage appreciates the patience.<\/li>
  58. The Team Green mascot is the Dragon Zord.<\/li>
  59. Eric White snuck into the Queensway-Carleton Hospital and took the first new Cop family photo.<\/li>
  60. Cory Bond is always upping the game.<\/li>
  61. A regular bun can already fit 2 dogs. No innovation required.<\/li>
  62. The Rock has a dog.<\/li>
  63. The SweatSox Equipment Guy doesn\u2019t know where to get the newly required equipment.<\/li>
  64. Isopropyl > Ethyl<\/li>
  65. There\u2019s a lot of stupid shit we need to sign and fill out before we can play.<\/li>
  66. There is no wet rag rule.<\/li>
  67. Ross Hughes will catch all the innings if he can just get a little pool time.<\/li>
  68. Hitting a triple against the Brau does count.<\/li>
  69. Nice.<\/li>
  70. Merry Christmas KJ!<\/li>
  71. Patrolling for farmers daughters at the Legion is a good balance.<\/li>
  72. Balance is important.<\/li>
  73. Kent Johnston is not balanced.<\/li>
  74. 31% of people have increased alcohol consumption in quarantine. 69% are lying.<\/li>
  75. A game of ball is unrelated to baseball.<\/li>
  76. Ross Hughes is the SweatSox back up back catcher.<\/li>
  77. Ross Hughes is being groomed.<\/li>
  78. Mark Bond estimates he\u2019s taken over 23,000 Poos in his lifetime.<\/li>
  79. Josh Ramage and Kent Johnston are happy with their current fart setups.<\/li>
  80. Ross Hughes must name his cats Harbic and Horner.<\/li>
  81. Josh Ramage likes Kent Johnston\u2019s current beer setup.<\/li>
  82. Mark Bond does not have tits.<\/li>
  83. NFLD rarely wins anything at Nationals.<\/li>
  84. Uncle Kent Johnston is leading the charge to #defundcop, starting with a dick punch.<\/li>
  85. More people like dogs than kids.<\/li>
  86. NTK: Never Trust Kent.<\/li>
  87. \u201cKent Loves Children Now\u201d \u2013 SweatSox vs Kingston Ponies III Recap (2016)<\/li>
  88. These \u201cWhat I Learned\u201d posts are watered down, filtered versions of what I, Shaun Keay, actually learned.<\/li>
  89. Indeed there is a log.<\/li>
  90. Zelda 1.0 is good, impressive, and the shit.<\/li>
  91. Craig Cornell does not want anyone coming to his house, or backyard.<\/li>
  92. We\u2019re not the only idiots out there.<\/li>
  93. There was no question mark on Craig Cornell\u2019s crotch.<\/li>
  94. God blessed that head.<\/li>
  95. Craig Cornell: That Was Your Life.<\/li>
  96. T-ball Craif is hardly Baby Craif.<\/li>
  97. There is no decking of any kind in the hot tub.<\/li>
  98. It was \u201cupper\u201d, not \u201cdouble\u201d, that we were looking for.<\/li>
  99. Josh Ramage needs a release.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    Will this be the first ever SuperList of Things I\u2019ve Learned? Craig Cornell posting more makes the group better. Mark Bond posting less makes the group better. 169 Sushi is 1 point better than 168. Changing the truth IS what the SweatSox are about. Just when you think you have all the answers, I change…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2491,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-recap"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/img_9061.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41pWP-Ec","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2492"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2497,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2492\/revisions\/2497"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}