{"id":2514,"date":"2020-07-08T00:07:38","date_gmt":"2020-07-08T04:07:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/08\/14-heartwarming-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/"},"modified":"2020-07-08T00:07:38","modified_gmt":"2020-07-08T04:07:38","slug":"14-heartwarming-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/08\/14-heartwarming-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Heartwarming Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I patiently wait. I appear. I wreck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. R.I.P. Kingston Ponies<\/li>
  2. Kent Johnston\u2019s fat ass & ribs got 20,000 steps the other day.<\/li>
  3. R.I.P. Buffets<\/li>
  4. Ross Hughes would pound a Brown Hole over a Pink Whitney any day of the week.<\/li>
  5. I too did not read the above.<\/li>
  6. Mark Bond needed a refresher on how to climb a ladder.<\/li>
  7. It was a nice truck, but an even nicer creeper look.<\/li>
  8. July 15th would be the earliest teams could get their shit together.<\/li>
  9. Adrian Delorey was an upstart pitcher-only from Nova Scotia.<\/li>
  10. Ross Hughes will be purchasing beer immediately at the clubhouse.<\/li>
  11. Ross Hughes will be purchasing beer immediately at the clubhouse\u2026 Just saying.<\/li>
  12. In whatever sport he plays, Ross Hughes is getting a base hit to left.<\/li>
  13. Cory Bond was not killing it, but I appreciate the shoutout.<\/li>
  14. Kent Johnston is lazy.<\/li>
  15. Nobody fabricates a 69.<\/li>
  16. I, Shaun Keay, am the SweatSox Ralph Wiggum.<\/li>
  17. I am out.<\/li>
  18. A KDJBC is the best kind of BC.<\/li>
  19. He doesn\u2019t like stout, he got the gout, and that\u2019s what it\u2019s all about.<\/li>
  20. Tobacco makes it burn nice.<\/li>
  21. The schmedium has a good launch.<\/li>
  22. Kent Johnston likes redheads.<\/li>
  23. Craig Cornell\u2019s musical timing was on point.<\/li>
  24. Marc Lett is the SweatSox Mark Calaway, may he Rest In Peace.<\/li>
  25. Craig Cornell prefers everyone head around back.<\/li>
  26. Chestnut is ridiculous.<\/li>
  27. It was either a mousepad or a schmedium cutting board. Sweet beer swag either way.<\/li>
  28. Josh Ramage prefers guys with dad bods.<\/li>
  29. Ross Hughes is the True Canadian Cocktail.<\/li>
  30. Trevor Bauer once threw a ball over the CF fence from the mound. Kent Johnston could do that too, if he was standing at the CF fence.<\/li>
  31. Indians are out. Spiders are in.<\/li>
  32. Josh Ramage vultured the screenshot.<\/li>
  33. Padres do so much worse sometimes.<\/li>
  34. 75 in 10.<\/li>
  35. Craig Cornell is a reposter.<\/li>
  36. Craig Cornell is sorry.<\/li>
  37. Craig Cornell and Josh Ramage love naps.<\/li>
  38. Craig Cornell is retired from competitive hot dog eating.<\/li>
  39. Mrs. Ross has a friend that lives in Bells Corners. We didn\u2019t get the signal.<\/li>
  40. Kent Johnston confirmed the amusing narratives sounded like things that happened.<\/li>
  41. Kent Johnston wants a shot at 3rd base this year.<\/li>
  42. Josh Ramage always recognizes a good burn.<\/li>
  43. NSFW. Seriously, do not<\/strong> click this link: http:\/\/www.nepeanbrewers.com<\/a><\/li>
  44. Nobody knew who Mark Fidrych is.<\/li>
  45. Craig Cornell just wanted to knowledge flex us to assert his dominance. It\u2019s like a dog humping your leg.<\/li>
  46. Craig Cornell is an Alpha. Mark Bond is a Beta.<\/li>
  47. R.I.P. Expos<\/li>
  48. Cory Bond is the SweatSox Chef.<\/li>
  49. The SweatSox have pitching.<\/li>
  50. The regular season is the pre season.<\/li>
  51. July 6th is National Fried Chicken Day.<\/li>
  52. Nobody dances on a boat like Chris Lidstone.<\/li>
  53. If you don\u2019t use condoms, you don\u2019t have to hide them.<\/li>
  54. Record action on the Z.<\/li>
  55. Josh Ramage thanked Cory Bond.<\/li>
  56. Kent Johnston owns dukes and a cowboy hat, possibly for role playing.<\/li>
  57. Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Thrower of the Duke.<\/li>
  58. Kent Johnston loved sitting outside Forever 21.<\/li>
  59. Josh Ramage is as bad as Cory Bond.<\/li>
  60. Dillon Lowry didn\u2019t invite his backup best man to the patio.<\/li>
  61. We have a few Gentlemen on the SweatSox. No LeBron\u2019s though.<\/li>
  62. There are 14 videos on the abandoned SweatSox YouTube Channel.<\/li>
  63. At least that watermelon chick followed the \u201ccans only by the pool\u201d rule.<\/li>
  64. Josh Ramage seeks Kent Johnston\u2019s approval.<\/li>
  65. Joe West is not opting out this year despite being high risk and able to get full pay. What a champ.<\/li>
  66. Instead of guy, I went with bitch.<\/li>
  67. Concussions are fun.<\/li>
  68. Serious Ross Hughes is living in Fantasy Land.<\/li>
  69. Nice.<\/li>
  70. Craig Cornell is good.<\/li>
  71. Bus Cop tried the blanket sex thing after a Cornwall game, that’s why he remembered.<\/li>
  72. The SweatSox Circle is not a safe place, evidently.<\/li>
  73. Pizza Hut does not offer quality pizza, so Josh Ramage unliked them.<\/li>
  74. Mark Bond wants a piece of Anthony in his mouth then stomach. Josh Ramage might get in on that.<\/li>
  75. Kent Johnston\u2019s battery was not 69%.<\/li>
  76. Kent Johnston, SweatSox Weatherman Extraordinaire, only has 1 weather app.<\/li>
  77. They\u2019re watching ?, and listening ??.<\/li>
  78. A single year at Harvard is about $100,000 CAD. Motherfuckers!<\/li>
  79. Those fucking ivy leaguers eh.<\/li>
  80. 1 underground pool = 20 hot tub visits.<\/li>
  81. Kent Johnston\u2019s pool is still free, water feature included!<\/li>
  82. If only Mark Bond would jump off a roof and onto a trampoline.<\/li>
  83. A degree from Harvard ain\u2019t bad.<\/li>
  84. Marc Lett may have to lease a 2020 Hyundai Sonata.<\/li>
  85. Nothing is guaranteed.<\/li>
  86. Trade School Swim Teams are not as prestigious.<\/li>
  87. I\u2019m hearing rumors about a Monday the 13th announcement.<\/li>
  88. I, Shaun Keay, might be a surgeon and may have to opt out.<\/li>
  89. It\u2019s Lett not Lety.<\/li>
  90. We may need a guy.<\/li>
  91. A NCBL season isn\u2019t happening until Kent Johnston tells us to put our pants on.<\/li>
  92. Craig Cornell retracts his Cop for Dorion annual prediction.<\/li>
  93. The Powers That Be bring the intangibles.<\/li>
  94. Kent Johnston didn\u2019t like being outshined in Mark Dorrington\u2019s debut.<\/li>
  95. The SweatSox do not believe in numerology.<\/li>
  96. Josh Ramage is not happy with the mask policy enforcement at FreshCo in Bells Corners.<\/li>
  97. Craig Cornell knows how to scam free books.<\/li>
  98. Craig Cornell likes them hard, or maybe soft. He won\u2019t say.<\/li>
  99. Craig Cornell just thought 11-12 weeks was a long time to ship.<\/li>
  100. Craig Cornell does not have reading glasses, yet.<\/li>
  101. Craig Cornell is not typically going to bend a corner if he doesn\u2019t need to.<\/li>
  102. There are no vampires in Craig Cornell\u2019s book.<\/li>
  103. Craig Cornell is not Mark Bond.<\/li>
  104. Side Chicks is in the Z.<\/li>
  105. It was long overdue.<\/li>
  106. The only wrong way to eat a wing is with a fork and a knife.<\/li>
  107. The SweatSox are pro Nashville Stars.<\/li>
  108. The Louisville Bat Museum is 285km and 1 time zone away from Nashville.<\/li>
  109. The Great American Ballpark is 160km away from the Louisville Bat Museum.<\/li>
  110. Mark Bond finally respects the decision.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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    SuperList!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    -SK<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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