{"id":2527,"date":"2020-07-15T00:14:00","date_gmt":"2020-07-15T04:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/15\/14-stimulating-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/"},"modified":"2020-07-15T00:23:40","modified_gmt":"2020-07-15T04:23:40","slug":"14-stimulating-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/15\/14-stimulating-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Stimulating Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

You miss 90% of the putts you leave short.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Mark Bond let Craig Cornell down.<\/li>
  2. Craig Cornell wants to go to a Fair.<\/li>
  3. Marc Lett had a Tribal Council with a Kiwi.<\/li>
  4. Mark Bond may swing.<\/li>
  5. Mark Bond wants to do it for Craif.<\/li>
  6. Josh Ramage does not want to swing with Mark Bond.<\/li>
  7. Josh Ramage is donating blood for Kent Johnston\u2019s bloodletting fetish.<\/li>
  8. Could a Reverse Vampire be considered a type of bloodletting?<\/li>
  9. Kent Johnston has a Gout Monster.<\/li>
  10. All my hard work has finally paid off.<\/li>
  11. I need to lay off the booze.<\/li>
  12. I now follow myself.<\/li>
  13. I am joining the club.<\/li>
  14. You can\u2019t get notifications about when you Tweet from your own account.<\/li>
  15. What Craig Cornell has heard, has been wrong before.<\/li>
  16. Not only did Mark Bond not do it for Craif, he didn\u2019t do it at all.<\/li>
  17. Kent Johnston is too hot for ball boys.<\/li>
  18. I imagine a Big Mac Bacon is just like a Big Mac\u2026 with ?.<\/li>
  19. A BMB is not a BM. Blasphemy!<\/li>
  20. A JBC with 2 patties is a DJBC. This isn\u2019t rocket science.<\/li>
  21. 2020 is some bullshirt.<\/li>
  22. Josh Ramage wants to really stretch it out and grab Cory Bond\u2019s balls.<\/li>
  23. Josh Ramage needs startup equipment.<\/li>
  24. Kent Johnston has balls.<\/li>
  25. Kent Johnston has buckets.<\/li>
  26. Josh Ramage wants used equipment.<\/li>
  27. I am in.<\/li>
  28. Ross Hughes is sick.<\/li>
  29. Craig Cornell hasn\u2019t given up on #SweatTrip2020.<\/li>
  30. Kent Johnston is hoping for real World Cup vibes.<\/li>
  31. They will not be leveling out the Tiers.<\/li>
  32. The 2021 MLB schedules are being released. Time for Craiger to go to work.<\/li>
  33. The US will have imploded by the time November\u2019s election comes around. Then exploded after the election.<\/li>
  34. Ross Hughes ain\u2019t going to the States.<\/li>
  35. Mark Bond is a fool and needs to educate himself.<\/li>
  36. Cory Bond doesn\u2019t know anything.<\/li>
  37. Kent Johnston wants to cheat with Cole.<\/li>
  38. Kent Johnston has no social life now.<\/li>
  39. The only thing Kent Johnston has to do is golf.<\/li>
  40. Exercise your mind, not your mouth.<\/li>
  41. Craig Cornell finds pure joy in those articles.<\/li>
  42. Kent Johnston needs a new set of golf clubs.<\/li>
  43. Nobody needs to know about a pre-Shark Week marathon.<\/li>
  44. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Bugs Bunny.<\/li>
  45. Ross Hughes would like to give Marc Lett a supply of DNA.<\/li>
  46. Craig Cornell doesn\u2019t know for sure.<\/li>
  47. Yes. Little League is practicing already.<\/li>
  48. It\u2019s gon rain – which means it isn\u2019t.<\/li>
  49. Craig Cornell is not going to Winnipeg.<\/li>
  50. Josh Ramage found a Caesar for Kent Johnston and Ross Hughes.<\/li>
  51. Ross Hughes likes to drink, not eat.<\/li>
  52. Cory Bond has to balance work and family life.<\/li>
  53. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Charles Burns.<\/li>
  54. Craig Cornell is going to be \u201cin\u201d one of these times.<\/li>
  55. Ross Hughes leads the SweatSox Golf Leaderboard.<\/li>
  56. Kent Johnston leads the COVID Consumption Leaderboard.<\/li>
  57. Marc Lett is sorry he\u2019s working all week.<\/li>
  58. The most important thing is baseball, not COVID.<\/li>
  59. They are playing baseball around the country.<\/li>
  60. All these grown men will ignore the rules cause they are selfish.<\/li>
  61. Mark Bond loves going through his pitching stats from 8-10 years ago.<\/li>
  62. Mark Bond blends his memories together.<\/li>
  63. Mark Bond is predicting big things this year, if he plays and if he pitches.<\/li>
  64. The time Mark Bond gave up 3HR in a game was the same game Kent committed an error, and the same night Denver bought Pinks.<\/li>
  65. Where\u2019s the schedule?<\/li>
  66. Josh Ramage thinks we should be given time to practice.<\/li>
  67. Josh Ramage comes between 6:15 and 6:30.<\/li>
  68. Josh Ramage is there for baseball, not social hour.<\/li>
  69. Josh Ramage is 69% in.<\/li>
  70. Craig Cornell will not miss a game, unless he\u2019s hurt. He should still show up if hurt though.<\/li>
  71. Mark Bond is 50% baby, 50% lizard?<\/li>
  72. It\u2019s $2350, not $2150.<\/li>
  73. Cory Bond needs to man up and get it.<\/li>
  74. Teams are responsible for supplies.<\/li>
  75. Bath houses are not a part of phase 3.<\/li>
  76. Marc Lett needs his O2.<\/li>
  77. Are are to be NO Eiffel Towers, as that is prolonged and deliberate contact.<\/li>
  78. Cory Bond does not want to default the first game.<\/li>
  79. Geez Louise.<\/li>
  80. The 2020 NCBL Season has an asterisk, not asterix.<\/li>
  81. Geez Louise.<\/li>
  82. Mark Bond did not see that on Twitter earlier today.<\/li>
  83. The #BootCop Movement is strong.<\/li>
  84. You always stir for content, not nothing.<\/li>
  85. Cory Bond only read Page 19.<\/li>
  86. Josh Ramage would not be cut first.<\/li>
  87. One simply does not pitch after achieving win #69.<\/li>
  88. Cocaine is a helluva drug.<\/li>
  89. We already have enough assholes on the SweatSox.<\/li>
  90. Josh Ramage doesn\u2019t have printer access.<\/li>
  91. Josh Ramage would like a copy of the NCBL\u2019s insurance policy.<\/li>
  92. Baseball is not a priority.<\/li>
  93. The people always want to be involved until they have to make decisions.<\/li>
  94. Kent Johnston wants a drink.<\/li>
  95. Kent Johnston would honestly like to know the protocol for reporting positive cases within the NCBL.<\/li>
  96. Kent Johnston would be an excellent part of the NCBL Executive, as Director of Covid.<\/li>
  97. If Kent Johnston doesn\u2019t like what he sees, he\u2019s walking away. Needs those steps!<\/li>
  98. 14 x 4 is not 48.<\/li>
  99. If we have 24 per team and 2 umpires, we are not good.<\/li>
  100. There are leaks everywhere!<\/li>
  101. You can\u2019t disrespect the integrity of the boot. You need to earn it.<\/li>
  102. Craig Cornell went from 69% sure we are playing to 69% sure we are not in 10 minutes today. He\u2019s disappointed.<\/li>
  103. \u201cIt\u2019s The Green Machine\u201d is way better than \u201cI Got My Grade 10\u201d.<\/li>
  104. Craig Cornell might be injury free by next May.<\/li>
  105. Geoff Kemp is a Beavertonian.<\/li>
  106. Barring a change in policy, NCBL is done for 2020.<\/li>
  107. In light of the season being cancelled, Craig Cornell thinks it would be fun to do a wiffleball tourney.<\/li>
  108. Yeah, we\u2019re banned.<\/li>
  109. Craig Cornell\u2019s first Sportsplex HR was off John Groves.<\/li>
  110. Geoff Kemp appreciates the call-out.<\/li>
  111. Bill Beelen apologized for his apparent negativity but he is at the end of his rope with this ridiculous situation where common sense has gone completely out of the window.<\/li>
  112. Mark Bond is the SweatSox AJ Burnett.<\/li>
  113. The SweatSox and Ron Wright could be great together.<\/li>
  114. You can always distance at Yoga. Not so much at baseball.<\/li>
  115. Mark Dorrington is not a sound the yogis spout.<\/li>
  116. Craig Cornell had Ross Hughes at note.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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