{"id":2534,"date":"2020-07-29T23:29:37","date_gmt":"2020-07-30T03:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/29\/14-thrilling-things-ive-learned-so-far-inquarantine\/"},"modified":"2020-07-29T23:45:22","modified_gmt":"2020-07-30T03:45:22","slug":"14-thrilling-things-ive-learned-so-far-inquarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/07\/29\/14-thrilling-things-ive-learned-so-far-inquarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Thrilling Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

It\u2019s true, I was lurking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Kent Johnston is again eating a sandwich with green onions from the garden, and celery from loblaws. It is not known where the chicken, mayo, and butter are from.<\/li>
  2. Kent Johnston and Josh Ramage went to high school together.<\/li>
  3. Josh Ramage celebrates National Hot Dog Day. Craig Cornell does not.<\/li>
  4. If we don\u2019t have a season, we should play some softball.<\/li>
  5. The SweatSox are a team that likes to get drunk.<\/li>
  6. Softball Ontario must not have read the rules.<\/li>
  7. If we can only drink offsite, why bother going onsite at all?<\/li>
  8. Eric White is growing tired of his athletic competitions with Jaspreet Sanghra.<\/li>
  9. Craig Cornell gets a bit sore after taking about 150 strokes.<\/li>
  10. Craig Cornell\u2019s gotta limber up.<\/li>
  11. You can\u2019t show the slightest hesitation.<\/li>
  12. The SweatSox cheering section got a little bigger. Must\u2019ve been a real good shower 9 months ago.<\/li>
  13. Chris Lidstone doesn\u2019t make mistakes.<\/li>
  14. For safer sex during coronavirus, try \u201cglory holes\u201d.<\/li>
  15. Public health officials also recommend choosing sexual positions that limit face-to-face contact. See #69 for more info.<\/li>
  16. Storm Troopers never hit the target.<\/li>
  17. The Texas Testicle Festival was not on the #SweatTrip2020 itinerary.<\/li>
  18. Mark Bond\u2019s talk obviously did not go well.<\/li>
  19. I, Shaun Keay, had an InKO outta nowhere.<\/li>
  20. Greenboro is way worse than Southgate.<\/li>
  21. Release the Kraken!<\/li>
  22. Craig Cornell preferred Rain City Bitch Pigeons.<\/li>
  23. The Seattle hockey team will be playing at the KrakHouse.<\/li>
  24. Josh Ramage likes his rum black spiced.<\/li>
  25. Kent Johnston is a master photographer.<\/li>
  26. Kent Johnston loves a good stick.<\/li>
  27. Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr. will be the greatest exhibition bout since Apollo Creed vs Ivan Drago.<\/li>
  28. Kent Johnston was not available to give us a Washington weather update.<\/li>
  29. The SweatSox are watching old episodes of Kiana\u2019s Flex Appeal to help stay in shape this off-year.<\/li>
  30. If Marc Lett could lick somebody right now, he would.<\/li>
  31. Jeff sounds like a walker, not a carter.<\/li>
  32. If you\u2019re not swinging at 140%, are you even swinging?<\/li>
  33. If you bunt against Kent Johnston, you\u2019re going to feel it.<\/li>
  34. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Ryu.<\/li>
  35. Yoenis C\u00e9spedes is a pretty good spare.<\/li>
  36. A 6-2 groundout is a thing.<\/li>
  37. Kent Johnston doesn\u2019t stay up late, unless it\u2019s Blue Jays opening night.<\/li>
  38. Craig Cornell thinks that was dumb.<\/li>
  39. That same moment in time still elicits a small feeling of rage within Craig Cornell, and a strong feeling of joy within Cory Bond.<\/li>
  40. Don\u2019t mess with CBC.<\/li>
  41. Craig Cornell always blames Trep.<\/li>
  42. \u201cHe\u201d absolutely authored that.<\/li>
  43. Craig Cornell wants to scrub the \u201cHandshake from Hell\u201d from the Internet.<\/li>
  44. They probably call him Tiger in prison.<\/li>
  45. We\u2019re all sorry we ever knew him.<\/li>
  46. Mark Bond was not on it.<\/li>
  47. Jason Klein was behind Craig Cornell.<\/li>
  48. I counted 9 boobs and 1 doob in that picture.<\/li>
  49. I\u2019m not sure who the greatest SweatSock with a last name that starts with D is.<\/li>
  50. Twitter lied to Kent Johnston.<\/li>
  51. The 6-2 was really a U2.<\/li>
  52. Technically, 14 is 3 or more.<\/li>
  53. Craig Cornell is concerned with the distancing in MLB dugouts.<\/li>
  54. Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Lou Williams.<\/li>
  55. Strippers do wear masks, but they take them off last.<\/li>
  56. Craig Cornell likes my beer.<\/li>
  57. Cory Bond was a pretty good shortstop in 2004. Not so much in 2003 though.<\/li>
  58. Giles is broken.<\/li>
  59. Craig Cornell is reporting that Justin Verlander is out for the year.<\/li>
  60. Mark Bond is unfamiliar with the Lizard.<\/li>
  61. Craig Cornell supports Girl Power.<\/li>
  62. Kent Johnston would like to know who the Marlins have played against, and what the reporting protocols are they have in place.<\/li>
  63. The NCBL season is still on track to start the day after the Baseball Ontario petition is approved.<\/li>
  64. The SweatSox are not phishers.<\/li>
  65. Kent Johnston is not Master of his Radar.<\/li>
  66. Ross Hughes is fascinated by the concept of reading.<\/li>
  67. The air is thicc.<\/li>
  68. Samsquanch.<\/li>
  69. Craig Cornell thinks $69 isn\u2019t bad.<\/li>
  70. Josh Ramage doesn\u2019t want Kent Johnston reading garbage off the Internet.<\/li>
  71. Derek Jeter can\u2019t stop a ground ball, or the Covid.<\/li>
  72. This MLB season will implode.<\/li>
  73. Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Defector.<\/li>
  74. Everything is a business.<\/li>
  75. The NFL doesn\u2019t care.<\/li>
  76. Kent Johnston doesn\u2019t want to miss the Toyota Corolla party.<\/li>
  77. Ross Hughes has questions.<\/li>
  78. Ross Hughes has to do his chores before he can golf.<\/li>
  79. Craig Cornell appreciates a nice swing.<\/li>
  80. If anyone is going to put lives at risk in a baseball jersey, it\u2019s gonna be Kent Johnston.<\/li>
  81. Do as Covid-19 Compliance Officers say, not as they do.<\/li>
  82. Craig Cornell doesn\u2019t appreciate people walking around with masks covering their mouth but not nose.<\/li>
  83. Headhunting is the worst.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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