{"id":2544,"date":"2020-08-07T09:36:37","date_gmt":"2020-08-07T13:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/07\/14-intoxicating-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/"},"modified":"2020-08-07T09:36:37","modified_gmt":"2020-08-07T13:36:37","slug":"14-intoxicating-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2020\/08\/07\/14-intoxicating-things-ive-learned-so-far-in-quarantine\/","title":{"rendered":"14 Intoxicating Things I\u2019ve Learned So Far In Quarantine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

So I guess Kent and I look alike now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. You\u2019ve got to think of your fans, think of everybody.<\/li>
  2. It\u2019s a bird, it\u2019s a plane, it\u2019s the Kent \u201cGreen Needle\u201d Johnston!<\/li>
  3. In theory, Sprite helps to accelerate the metabolic pathway that breaks down an alcohol byproduct (acetaldehyde) which is thought to cause a hangover – but practical studies in mice didn’t show any benefit. \u2014Int. J. Mol. Sci. 2016, 17, 354-366.<\/li>
  4. Cory Bond didn\u2019t come close to catching it.<\/li>
  5. Craig Cornell has not opened the International Journal of Molecular Science before, but he suspects it is helpful as a sleep aid.<\/li>
  6. Weed and McD\u2019s is the best hangover cure, and gives you the shits.<\/li>
  7. 1 of Kelly One\u2019s margaritas contains 57 different fluids.<\/li>
  8. Kent Johnston is sober enough to know what he\u2019s doing, and drunk enough to really enjoy it.<\/li>
  9. Craig Cornell has a problem with the sudden or violent start of something unwelcome, such as war, disease, etc.<\/li>
  10. Marc Lett likes to put his hands in the air, and wave them around like he just doesn\u2019t care.<\/li>
  11. Kent Johnston believes all media sucks.<\/li>
  12. There is both an outbreak of hunger and laziness going on right now at 3065 Shepody.<\/li>
  13. What about the baseball? What about the baseball?<\/li>
  14. Ahhh, this show ain\u2019t no good.<\/li>
  15. God Bless the people of Ontario.<\/li>
  16. Ross Hughes will make sure the soap is present at the schools.<\/li>
  17. Some of the Phillies players aren\u2019t very good, but for sure they\u2019re better than the SweatSox.<\/li>
  18. Kent Johnston metaphorically showed himself out.<\/li>
  19. Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Dwight Kurt Schrute III.<\/li>
  20. Kent Johnston is not Mark Bond.<\/li>
  21. Josh Ramage is a fan of the Biebs.<\/li>
  22. Marc Lett is calling for the end of the MLB season.<\/li>
  23. Craig Cornell believes it\u2019s tough to pass up 3 billion dollars.<\/li>
  24. Ross Hughes is pumped for a 2-1 season.<\/li>
  25. You\u2018re supposed to bunt the ball before it hits you in the nutsack.<\/li>
  26. We\u2019ve got ourselves a driver for the SweatBus.<\/li>
  27. Drive angry.<\/li>
  28. The \u201cBill Freeman\u201d has multiple definitions
    1. The 2 thumb driving method.<\/li>
    2. Always maintain eye contact with the stripper.<\/li>
    3. Always pick someone up in times of need.<\/li><\/ol><\/li>
    4. Ross Hughes doesn\u2019t recommend taking any of our advice, except…<\/li>
    5. Ass, Grass, or Gas, no one rides for free.<\/li>
    6. Uncle Marc has more experience, a pool, high cholesterol, and gout.<\/li>
    7. “Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done.” I too, wrote that down.<\/li>
    8. Josh Ramage hopes to learn something new every day. I, Shaun Keay, learn like 76 new things a week.<\/li>
    9. Kent Johnston has 282 days to get in the best shape of his life.<\/li>
    10. Kent Johnston had a double 69 double rainbow.<\/li>
    11. Ross Hughes broke Kent Johnston\u2019s brakes.<\/li>
    12. That week Mark Bond wasn\u2019t around, was a nice week.<\/li>
    13. Nobody wants to be #70.<\/li>
    14. Marc Lett hasn\u2019t seen Policy Academy in a while.<\/li>
    15. Mark Bond\u2019s dad is a great dad.<\/li>
    16. Craig Cornell\u2019s master password is not: GBtPoO<\/li>
    17. 2:44pm is 5 minutes earlier than 2:49pm.<\/li>
    18. Kent Johnston has issues with ID10T5.<\/li>
    19. The NCBL season wasn\u2019t cancelled due to the rules. It was cancelled due to the virus. The rules are there to keep us and our community safe. They could have created a league within the rules, they just didn\u2019t want to. Rant over. Good rant.<\/li>
    20. It\u2019s takes 1 document to rule them all.<\/li>
    21. Our 1st Tier 2 playoff series win was against the Athletics.<\/li>
    22. There was an umpire named Michel. Gussy made him quit.<\/li>
    23. There are no bubbles in Cuba.<\/li>
    24. Josh Ramage is a Brainstorm truther.<\/li>
    25. Ezekiel fucked Tony\u2019s mom beside that fire over there.<\/li>
    26. Craig Cornell does not know who the Bubble Boy is.<\/li>
    27. Cory Bond misses Chris Lidstone quite a bit.<\/li>
    28. Sometimes you just run out of characters on Twitter and have to cut some initials.<\/li>
    29. Marc Lett is unmounted.<\/li>
    30. Marc Lett is more Gil Grissom than Horatio Caine.<\/li>
    31. Kent Johnston only counts the W\u2019s.<\/li>
    32. G. Steinberg screwed K. Johnston.<\/li>
    33. R.I.P. Dick Wantz, #25, Los Angeles Angels.<\/li>
    34. That was a strange rabbit hole to end up down.<\/li>
    35. Craig Cornell would never play for Derek Jeter.<\/li>
    36. Rob Harbic once skateboarded to a game, got 3 hits, then roller bladed home.<\/li>
    37. Shawn Michaels now seriously regrets betraying Marty Jannetty at the Barber Shop.<\/li>
    38. Craig Cornell supports Kent Johnston\u2019s awesome dimensions.<\/li>
    39. Kent Johnston is not enticed.<\/li>
    40. Let\u2019s hit hard tonight.<\/li>
    41. Wait a minute, that\u2019s James Brian Hellwig\u2019s music!<\/li>
    42. The Braves organist playing Beat It for Reese McGuire\u2019s at bat was amazing.<\/li>
    43. There were no invites to Ross Hughes\u2019 backyard party.<\/li>
    44. Nice.<\/li>
    45. Mark Bond + Mark Calloway = Ray Romano.<\/li>
    46. Marc Lett reminds himself once a day that Mike Piazza used to work on his swing at the beach.<\/li>
    47. Kent Johnston doesn\u2019t like excuses.<\/li>
    48. Josh Ramage is always coming.<\/li>
    49. Mark Bond\u2019s favorite Pokemon is Ditto.<\/li>
    50. It\u2019s Bo Bi Chette.<\/li>
    51. Mark Bond is no Jigsaw.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
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