{"id":3260,"date":"2022-08-09T01:19:23","date_gmt":"2022-08-09T05:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3260"},"modified":"2022-08-09T01:19:23","modified_gmt":"2022-08-09T05:19:23","slug":"the-stationary-rectangle-sweatsox-vs-los-latinos-2-0-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2022\/08\/09\/the-stationary-rectangle-sweatsox-vs-los-latinos-2-0-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"The Stationary Rectangle | SweatSox vs Los Latinos 2.0 RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SOUTHGATE<\/strong>&#8211; On July 5th, the SweatSox got off to a hot start against Los Latinos, scoring 7 runs over the first two innings en route to a 7-4 victory.  Eric White once again got the nod for the SweatSox, and pitched 6 strong with 7 K\u2019s in the rainy conditions to pick up his 3rd DUB of the season.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Forget Josh Ramage\u2019s first K of the season at the plate, this game was highlighted by the mid-game return of Mark Bond to the SweatSox, finding time between building houses and building LRT to grace us with his presence.&nbsp; He went 0\/2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let\u2019s see, what else happened\u2026?\u00a0 I got hit again (pitchers suck).\u00a0 Cory had a 2-hit game.  And Eric had to remove his watch, so we\u2019ll never truly know how many steps he got that day.\u00a0 I think that\u2019s about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">SweatSox avoid another rainout, play through the drizzle, score a bunch of runs early, used the classic \u201cwatch glare\u201d trick to keep the Latinos off balance, and hold on for the W despite Ramage\u2019s 1st K of 2022.<br><br>I also got HBP again ?.<br><br>SweatSox 7.<br>Los Latinos 4.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/birdmerge?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#birdmerge<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/tAJ16hbVGV\">pic.twitter.com\/tAJ16hbVGV<\/a><\/p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/1544549557085896704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 6, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Final SweatSox vs Los Latinos Notes\/Thoughts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Craig does not need a subtle reminder to buy the beer.<\/li><li>Kent thinks Craig is such a snob.<\/li><li>Kent is a businessman.<\/li><li>Kent is a Division Chud World Champ Qualifier.<\/li><li>If Josh goes 0 for his next 27, he still hits .300<\/li><li>Josh pitches to win; Love not involved.<\/li><li>Nothing beats a Covid Revenge Tour.<\/li><li>Lett\u2019s biggest fear is the mini-van pull-up.<\/li><li>Lett is a good human.<\/li><li>The siphoning of funds never ends.<\/li><li>If you\u2019re not walking like a bushwacker, are you really even walking?<\/li><li>Dorion used to record SweatSox stats on stone tablets.<\/li><li>Kent needs at least 30 pints.<\/li><li>Fuck condiments? Fuck you.<\/li><li>Craig\u2019s hero is Joey Chestnut.<\/li><li>Kent always checks the radar before bed.<\/li><li>A \u201cforce\u201d choke is more powerful than a physical one.<\/li><li>Kent is CF, and he\u2019s a center fielder.<\/li><li>This game is definitely getting rained out.<\/li><li>Ramage believes the NCBL should just cancel the season right now and try again in 2023.<\/li><li>Ross needs to watch Super Troopers.<\/li><li>Joe Beelen is fascinated by Josh\u2019s batting stats.<\/li><li>There\u2019s nothing wrong with putting your pants on sideways.<\/li><li>Jas and I are the pants experts. Tip 1: don\u2019t wear a pair of pants if you\u2019re on your way to returning them, you may slip in a puddle and ruin the very pants you are returning.<\/li><li>Jason is in, Mark is out.<\/li><li>Techno is out, Cop is in.<\/li><li>Quad Side is out, Triple Side is in.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"828\" height=\"852\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6014.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6014.jpg 828w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6014-292x300.jpg 292w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6014-768x790.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6014-300x309.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"has-vivid-red-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\" style=\"font-size:30px\"><strong>#WONTHEHYJINX<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SOUTHGATE&#8211; On July 5th, the SweatSox got off to a hot start against Los Latinos, scoring 7 runs over the first two innings en route to a 7-4 victory. Eric White once again got the nod for the SweatSox, and pitched 6 strong with 7 K\u2019s in the rainy conditions to pick up his 3rd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3262,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,9,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hyjinx","category-recap","category-statistics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6015.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41pWP-QA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3263,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3260\/revisions\/3263"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}