{"id":3277,"date":"2022-08-09T15:08:50","date_gmt":"2022-08-09T19:08:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3277"},"modified":"2022-08-09T15:10:25","modified_gmt":"2022-08-09T19:10:25","slug":"ibuprofen-stashes-sweatsox-vs-rockets-3-0-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2022\/08\/09\/ibuprofen-stashes-sweatsox-vs-rockets-3-0-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"Ibuprofen Stashes | SweatSox vs Rockets 3.0 RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>SOUTHGATE<\/strong>&#8211; On July 13th, the Rockets once again picked up a W over the SweatSox, this time in a 6-5 thriller at the GATE.\u00a0 We made it real interesting at the end, scoring 2 in the bottom of the 7th to bring us within 1, and then put the tying run at 3rd and the go-ahead run at 2nd with the meat of our order coming up, but it just wasn\u2019t meant to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dillon Lowry finally got the call to start for the SweatSox, and deserved much after giving up just 1 ER over his 7 innings pitched.\u00a0 Our Asshole held his own against our nemesis, and even moreso his tongue while the SweatSox out-errored the Rockets 4-0.\u00a0 His valiant, but losing effort did still earn him a post-game erotic shower, and probably another baby 9 months from now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The offense was led by Kent Johnston, Ross Hughes, and Jaspreet Sanghra, each of whom had a 2-hit night.\u00a0 Honorable mention to Marc Lett who laid down a brilliant sacrifice bunt to move a couple runners into scoring position, but neither Josh Ramage nor I, Shaun Keay, could cash them in.  If only Craig had warned us against such a strategy, but he never left the 3rd base area all night (3B + 3B coaching, no PA&#8217;s).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">On a night we learned that Josh once got paid by a \u201cbig person\u201d stripper to go get a dance from a \u201clittle person\u201d stripper, SweatSox lose 6-5 to the Rockets.<br><br>While the ? D was questionable at times, Cornell was stellar with 6 \u201cassists\u201d at 3B.<br><br>WP- Lenardon<br>LP- Lowry<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/sticks?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#sticks<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/0zIAPRMljq\">pic.twitter.com\/0zIAPRMljq<\/a><\/p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/1547460650699571201?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 14, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Note<\/strong>: I, Shaun Keay would like to apologize to Josh Ramage for posting his stripper story on our Twitter.\u00a0 He\u2019s not against that story being told, he just prefers it be shared here on the site.\u00a0 So here it is done properly, officially, and for the record:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>Josh once got paid by a \u201cbig person\u201d stripper to go get a dance from a \u201clittle person\u201d stripper.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After the game, we had some sticks (thanks Marc), a dip (thanks Letts), and some \u2018za (thanks Justine).\u00a0 And then the Three Best Friends had some wings, a brew, and a chew (thanks Summerhays).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Final SweatSox vs Rockets Notes\/Thoughts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>List of places we should be stashing bottles of ibuprofen: upstairs, downstairs, pocket, truck, baseball bag, car, office, and golf bag.<\/li><li>Kent needs at least a day of rest after Ashura before he can play baseball.<\/li><li>Do not doubt the Hair.<\/li><li>Oh yeah, and truck ibuprofen.<\/li><li>Cory was definitely leading the witness.<\/li><li>Kelly 1 made a pregame parking lot apperance.<\/li><li>Rafael Castillo can hit a fastball.<\/li><li>Is it time for a new SweatSox manager?<\/li><li>Intentionally walking the bases loaded for Marc Lett would\u2019ve been a bold strategy.<\/li><li>The Tecate\u2019s did not end up resurfacing.<\/li><li>Jas and Marc&#8217;s pool jet became 1.<\/li><li>An assist is when you throw the ball, a put-out is when you catch it.<\/li><li>Josh believes the SweatSox should switch to cotton uniforms.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/seinfeld-buck-showalter.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/seinfeld-buck-showalter-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/seinfeld-buck-showalter-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/seinfeld-buck-showalter-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/seinfeld-buck-showalter-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/seinfeld-buck-showalter-850x478.jpg 850w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/seinfeld-buck-showalter.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SOUTHGATE&#8211; On July 13th, the Rockets once again picked up a W over the SweatSox, this time in a 6-5 thriller at the GATE.\u00a0 We made it real interesting at the end, scoring 2 in the bottom of the 7th to bring us within 1, and then put the tying run at 3rd and the&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":3279,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6,9,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hyjinx","category-recap","category-statistics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6030.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p41pWP-QR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3277"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3282,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3277\/revisions\/3282"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}