{"id":3283,"date":"2022-08-09T15:38:03","date_gmt":"2022-08-09T19:38:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3283"},"modified":"2022-08-09T15:39:17","modified_gmt":"2022-08-09T19:39:17","slug":"the-team-chew-sweatsox-vs-lumberjacks-4-0-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2022\/08\/09\/the-team-chew-sweatsox-vs-lumberjacks-4-0-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"The Team Chew | SweatSox vs Lumberjacks 4.0 RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>KANATA<\/strong>&#8211; On July 17th, the Lumberjacks clinched the season series against the SweatSox 2-1-1 with a 9-6 win at Kinsmen. The Jacks got what they needed early, exploding for 6 runs in the first inning off SweatSox starter Josh Ramage, who clearly wasn\u2019t at 100% after dominating the HOPE Beach Volleyball SummerFest (Corporate Division) the day before.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The SweatSox offense was silenced most of the game, but we had a little something going near the end when the Lumberjacks put in a rookie to throw the final 2 innings <em>(and throw the entire time between those 2 innings)<\/em> and we scored 3, but the 1st inning damage was too much for us to overcome.\u00a0 Honourable mention to Dillon Lowry for his nice RBI double to deep center field in the 7th; I predict he hits one out sometime in the next few weeks, most likely in Lanark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Some big decisions were made during the Hyjinx tonight, including: <br><br>The SweatSox have decided to open up the annual SweatTrip Stadium Tour guest list to the entire NCBL. Contact Craig Cornell for more information.<br><br>? Lumberjacks 9.<br>? SweatSox 6.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FirstTeamChew?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#FirstTeamChew<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/nEq5TJlRRI\">pic.twitter.com\/nEq5TJlRRI<\/a><\/p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/1548888861257916416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 18, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a historic night for SweatSox Rookie Drew Clark-Brewin, who finally got initiated into the SweatSox HBP Club, getting plunked during his 1st at-bat in the 2nd inning.\u00a0 To celebrate, DCB brought the team a cooler full of cold beer; he\u2019ll tell you he brought it because it was his day to bring beer, but really it was for his inevitable HBP.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One player who would not be drinking Hammer\u2019s Molson Canadians was Josh Ramage, who left immediately after the game to beat the traffic back into the city.\u00a0 With the Hero of Hydration out of the way, the SweatSox could finally participate in some much needed team bonding activities, with tonight\u2019s event being the <strong>Team Chew<\/strong>.\u00a0 It was a great chew, but my bucket never looked so empty afterwards, I need a top-up ASAP!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Final SweatSox vs Lumberjacks Notes\/Thoughts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Team Korea and the Reapers record and upload their games onto YouTube. Why aren\u2019t we?<\/li><li>Craig finally got The Six!<\/li><li>Sticks and stones may break your bones, but they give Kent fucking heartburn.<\/li><li>Kent\u2019s perfect trifecta is pizza, beer, and ice cream.<\/li><li>Cop miscalculated the price of a lobster roll by $28.71.<\/li><li>Kent is buddies with Jon.\u00a0 We do not know the nature of the relationship between Kent and Rusty, or between Rusty and Jon.<\/li><li>Kent is having an inventory blowout, Thursday to Sunday ONLY!<\/li><li>You can flush the TP, but the boom boom must stay in either of the decks.<\/li><li>If Ross is giving out hugs and kisses, Josh wants the hugs, Cory the kisses.<\/li><li>Original flavour gum can make some people really angry.<\/li><li>Suns out, Craig\u2019s guns out.<\/li><li>Josh is dedicated to pharmaceuticals.<\/li><li>Larry would rather be fellated than urinated.<\/li><li>There are always a few people in Josh\u2019s space.<\/li><li>The Lumberjacks signed Brian Merkel the day before, but didn\u2019t have him pitch against us.<\/li><li>Cory will drink a a baptism Pepsi, a funeral Pepsi, a wedding Pepsi, and\/or a bris Pepsi.<\/li><li>The Hammer made it to the Final Four.\u00a0 Cornell was new Josh.<\/li><li>There may or may not have been a Darcy\u2019s run.\u00a0 Twitter doesn\u2019t lie though.<\/li><li>Today\u2019s NCBL By-Law of the Day:<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6031.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"828\" height=\"852\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6031.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6031.jpg 828w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6031-292x300.jpg 292w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6031-768x790.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6031-300x309.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>KANATA&#8211; On July 17th, the Lumberjacks clinched the season series against the SweatSox 2-1-1 with a 9-6 win at Kinsmen. 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