{"id":3373,"date":"2022-08-22T02:48:05","date_gmt":"2022-08-22T06:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3373"},"modified":"2022-08-22T02:54:31","modified_gmt":"2022-08-22T06:54:31","slug":"immediately-broken-sweatsox-vs-capitals-3-0-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2022\/08\/22\/immediately-broken-sweatsox-vs-capitals-3-0-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"Immediately Broken | SweatSox vs Capitals 3.0 RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>HAZELDEAN<\/strong>&#8211; On August 19th, the SweatSox and Capitals played for the third and final time this year, and despite the fact we committed 7 errors and were out-hit 10-9, we walked away with a 12-9 win, and the 3 goose season sweep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a pretty familiar formula was used to secure the win in this one: good individual pitching, good individual hitting, and great managing.  Josh Ramage threw 6 and got those third outs at key times, Eric White went 4-4 with 5 stolen bases, and some creative lineup changes from Authority Cory that saw Craig Cornell bumped to the top of the order for seemingly no other reason than he\u2019s a big dog, and the big dog\u2019s 2-run double in the 3rd ended up plating the eventual game winner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">It was by no means pretty, but the SweatSox get back in the win column with a 12-9 victory over the Capitals.<br> <br>Mark Bond, now qualified for the playoffs, led the way with his everlasting hustle, that inspired the rest of us to \u201cnever give up\u201d.<br> <br>WP- Ramage (5-3)<br>.   <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/cockknock?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#cockknock<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/uNIJ2rC9IY\">pic.twitter.com\/uNIJ2rC9IY<\/a><\/p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/1560859033900310528?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 20, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While the SweatSox were celebrating our glorious victory after the game, Kent Johnston noticed something strange <em>high<\/em> in the sky.\u00a0 Was it aurora borealis adjacent?\u00a0 No.\u00a0 A glitch in the matrix?\u00a0 Nope.\u00a0 Could it have been 53 SpaceX Starlink satellites that were grouped together and had not yet dispersed?\u00a0 Nah.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6204.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"780\" height=\"439\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6204.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6204.jpg 780w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6204-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6204-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 780px) 100vw, 780px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once we turned our night vision cameras on, we could see it was just the banner plane Josh hired to remind us all how he truly feels about us and this team:<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6205.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"432\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6205.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6205.jpg 700w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6205-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Final SweatSox vs Capitals Notes\/Thoughts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Dillon almost got the earliest hook ever, in the pregame.<\/li><li>Jas needs to learn that when we say we play at 6:10pm, that\u2019s when the game starts, not when you should arrive.<\/li><li>The key to fixing a broken base is finding the G spot.<\/li><li>The only jack Larry is getting today is a solo shower jack when he gets home.<\/li><li>Craig always pays the umps the correct amount.<\/li><li>Cop might\u2019ve been a victim of the 1st 4-9-3 putout in baseball history.<\/li><li>You can indeed decline HBP\u2019s if you so choose.<\/li><li>James Marshall wouldn\u2019t stop bullying his old high school teammate Josh Ramage.<\/li><li>James Marshall\u2019s first K of the year came at the hands of our GLE.<\/li><li>Coconut cotton candy is not good.<\/li><li>The captain of the infield always eats the errors for the boys.<\/li><li>Tech is a titty guy.<\/li><li>The double ass penetrator chair is apparently worth it.<\/li><li>Buckingham starts with a B.  So does Pineview apparently.<\/li><li>A farrow is a litter of pigs.<\/li><li>Josh wants to be invited, but does not want to invite.<\/li><li>Jason\u2019s name is Jason, not J.<\/li><li>Pizza dough that is properly proofed feels like a tit.<\/li><li>Jason was the best at probably everything at Dominos; except that time he was 5th in the <em>Saucing &amp; Boxing<\/em> competition at the Dominos World Championship.<\/li><li>Josh and Kent had a nice nap together in their <em>corner<\/em> of the <em>circle<\/em>.<\/li><li>Anyone who shops at Costco should know what Kirkland is.<\/li><li>Anyone who worked for Costco should know what Kirkland is.\u00a0<\/li><li>I could\u2019ve gotten that chick&#8217;s number at the Beer Store if I wanted to.<\/li><li>If you need to take Kent down easily, go with the toe-groin-tickle-tickle combination.<\/li><li>I told you all an ambulance would show up.<\/li><li>The best JBC value is getting 3.<\/li><li>A dish that serves 2 means you should order 2 of them to be properly served.<\/li><li>Liddy really doesn\u2019t want to be one of the asses I kick.<\/li><li>I could easily do the one chip challenge.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6203.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"828\" height=\"852\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6203.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3374\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6203.jpg 828w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6203-292x300.jpg 292w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6203-768x790.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6203-300x309.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"has-text-align-center has-vivid-red-color has-text-color wp-block-heading\"><strong>Oh shit, are we caught up now???<\/strong><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HAZELDEAN&#8211; On August 19th, the SweatSox and Capitals played for the third and final time this year, and despite the fact we committed 7 errors and were out-hit 10-9, we walked away with a 12-9 win, and the 3 goose season sweep. 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