{"id":3387,"date":"2022-08-27T01:08:24","date_gmt":"2022-08-27T05:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3387"},"modified":"2022-08-27T01:30:11","modified_gmt":"2022-08-27T05:30:11","slug":"asses-to-lick-sweatsox-vs-heat-rainout-2-0-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2022\/08\/27\/asses-to-lick-sweatsox-vs-heat-rainout-2-0-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"Asses to Lick | SweatSox vs Heat Rainout 2.0 RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>WINCHESTER<\/strong>&#8211; On August 22nd, after 12 straight games played without a rainout, the SweatSox got rained out.\u00a0 It\u2019s always a treat when we get to play at the legendary Morgan Field in Winchester, which made the news of this cancellation even more upsetting.\u00a0 Fortunately, we won\u2019t have to wait long until we get to go back, this game has already been rescheduled for next Thursday (September 1st).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">RAINED OUT- Our final trip to the 2nd best diamond in the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ncbl?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@ncbl<\/a> will have to wait. Tonight\u2019s Sox vs Heat game has been postponed.<br><br>And we were going to start Ross\u2019s 1-month old daughter in RF to avoid the forfeit too. We believe it would\u2019ve set a new record for youngest player ?<\/p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/1561822876646494208?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 22, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What made this rainout even more irritating was that Joe Majic was scheduled to be in our starting lineup for the first time since his last spare job in 2016.\u00a0 Majic played 5 seasons with the SweatSox from 2005-2009, and was a key piece of our 2005 championship run, but has only spared for us 3 times since &#8220;retiring&#8221;.\u00a0 It\u2019s always a treat when the creator of the Angry Dragon <em>(it still doesn\u2019t have a name but he and all his friends call it that)<\/em> comes out to play, so we really hope he will be able to make the make-up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>NOTE<\/strong>: Joe was going to go 2\/3 with a run scored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Sweat Sox add: Joseph Majic.<br>.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ncbltransactions?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#ncbltransactions<\/a><\/p>&mdash; NCBL (@ncbl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ncbl\/status\/1561354650061783041?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 21, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">While that night was a write-off, the days leading up to it weren\u2019t a total loss.\u00a0 I played some golf with the boys on Sunday, and hit the sickest drive that unfortunately ended up in the drink.  I did throw my back out around hole 14 though, and it hurt so much I really struggled to eat my pretty basic cheeseburger and half-sized poutine after the round.  By the time I got home I could barely move, so it seemed like the perfect occasion to dust off the old Crave account, and finally watch some Shoresy.  I had a few thoughts:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li><strong>Overall<\/strong>: It is just as good if not better than Letterkenny.<\/li><li><em>&#8220;You, you, you, you the most, you, you the 2nd most, and you. You&#8217;re useless.  Actually it&#8217;s you the most and you the second most.&#8221;<\/em> &#8212; I can&#8217;t believe they quoted Ramage on the show!<\/li><li>I\u2019ve taken multiple aqua dumps in my life, had a good one last week actually.  Highly recommend.<\/li><li>I always call my parents to let them know I got wherever I\u2019m going safely.<\/li><li>There&#8217;s a stick on my mailbox!<\/li><li>The 3 Marck\u2019s are such fucking beauties, referring of course to Lett, Dorrington, and Stinson.<\/li><li>Duotangs are massively underrated.<\/li><li>If I was desperate, I&#8217;d try shredded cheese on a burger, but I&#8217;d never put a single in a taco.<\/li><li>Shania don&#8217;t impress me much.  #TeamCeline<\/li><li>The Flannigan\u2019s are the Apeldoorn\u2019s of the NCBL.<\/li><li>If you pronounce Cory Bond&#8217;s name real fast, it sounds like three in&#8230; never mind.<\/li><li>I cry when I hear the national anthem of <strong>any<\/strong> country.  I&#8217;m an absolute wreck during the Olympics.<\/li><li>Can&#8217;t wait to tell Jas to shut the fuck up Sanghranet.<\/li><li>Positivity is the superior motivator.<\/li><li><strong>Always<\/strong> give your balls a tug.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ncbl?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@ncbl<\/a> Heat vs <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@SweatSox<\/a> looks to be a rainout as Mother Nature gives Morgan Field a good feed.<\/p>&mdash; Winchester Heat (@HeatWinchester) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HeatWinchester\/status\/1561821418391756800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">August 22, 2022<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Final SweatSox vs Winchester Heat Notes\/Thoughts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>A gas station <em>somewhere<\/em> had premium for the price of regular.<\/li><li>Lett\u2019s address is 3065, the rest doesn\u2019t matter.<\/li><li>Kent Johnson > Kent Johnston.<\/li><li>Between the toilet ball and the BJ ball, we have a blumpkin ball.<\/li><li>My back is not unfucked.<\/li><li>If I run out of asses to kick, do I start licking them?<\/li><li>I am the GOAT.<\/li><li>Cory won the 15 Year Friendship Anniversary Golf Invitational.\u00a0<\/li><li>Josh is so far past the line, that he can\u2019t even see the line.<\/li><li>We are definitely <strong>not<\/strong> caught up now.<\/li><li>Green means go.<\/li><li>Kent prefers his bananas peeled bare.<\/li><li>It was our 9th postponement of the season.<\/li><li>Jason was Doug.<\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6176.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"415\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6176.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3388\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6176.jpg 640w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/08\/IMG_6176-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">See you next week in Winchester&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WINCHESTER&#8211; 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