{"id":3557,"date":"2023-05-27T18:04:15","date_gmt":"2023-05-27T22:04:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3557"},"modified":"2023-05-27T18:19:41","modified_gmt":"2023-05-27T22:19:41","slug":"i-dont-talk-to-ehs-sweatsox-vs-crusaders-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2023\/05\/27\/i-dont-talk-to-ehs-sweatsox-vs-crusaders-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don\u2019t Talk to EH\u2019s | SweatSox vs Crusaders RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Aint nothing changed. You\u2019re gonna respect me. You\u2019re gonna obey me. You\u2019re gonna Acknowledge me!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And now, in my own words (unequivocally), a breakdown of last night\u2019s SweatSox vs Crusaders matchup: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

SPORTSPLEX<\/strong>: In a resounding display of dominance, the SweatSox claimed a remarkable 8-0 victory yesterday at the illustrious Hamilton Yards. Scoring five runs in the opening inning, we set the tone for the game and never relinquished our grip on the lead. It was a true team effort, with every player contributing their skills and determination to secure this magnificent triumph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The hero of the night was none other than SweatSox starter Josh Ramage, who pitched a complete game shutout. He navigated the game with finesse, only encountering a bit of trouble in the 5th inning when he loaded the bases with nobody out. Panic started to set in until Cory \u201cThe Authority\u201d Bond strutted to the mound like a boss, giving Ramage a pep talk that probably included some hilarious wrestling references. Suddenly, Ramage regained his composure and proceeded to get three straight outs: a 3-pitch strikeout followed by an incredibly rare 1-2-3 double play, only our second one ever. The crowd erupted in awe at this spectacular display of baseball excellence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The SweatSox displayed a well-balanced offense, with Steve Brown, Nick Henderson, Cory Bond, Marc Lett, and Phil Leduc each recording two hits. Eric White stole the show with three hits, and Marc Lett may have also struck out twice, but hey, he now sits alone atop this year’s strikeout leaderboard. We can’t forget Cory Bond’s thunderous hit in the first inning. It was a sight to behold as the ball soared through the air, carrying the hopes and dreams of the SweatSox to new heights. The outfielders gazed in wonder as the ball crashed into the fence, earning Bond a well-deserved double and securing his title as the Sultan of Swat for the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Speaking of stealing, Eric White ran rampant on the basepaths, snagging three stolen bases like they were free candy. Nick Henderson, playing in his first game of the season, also joined in on the fun with a stolen base of his own. The Crusaders must have felt like they were up against a group of mischievous rabbits!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Defensively, the SweatSox were on point, committing zero errors throughout the game. Well, except for that one small positioning hiccup from Phil Leduc in right field, but hey, even the best comedians slip on a banana peel once in a while. Elsewhere, Eric White wowed the crowd with some jaw-dropping plays at shortstop, and Steve Brown stretched his limbs like a yoga master at first base. They sure know how to put on a show!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A very special congratulations is in order for Craig Cornell. He reached the momentous milestone of recording his 300th career National Capital Baseball League hit. Cornell joins the elite club of only 32 players who have achieved this feat, and the 2nd SweatSox player to do so.\u00a0 Now, Craig, if you could only teach us your secrets to hitting baseballs like they’re pi\u00f1atas at a birthday party!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Next up in the SweatSox 300-hit club will be Kent Johnston. Cory Bond is still 14 away.<\/p>\n\n\n

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There was only one moment last night that left the crowd teetering on the edge of their seats, and that came in the 5th inning with the bases loaded, two outs, and the aforementioned Kent Johnston at the plate.\u00a0 The pressure weighed heavy on Johnston’s shoulders, akin to standing over a crucial putt with a major championship on the line. As the pitch whizzed by like a speeding golf ball on the green, Johnston’s club, or rather his bat, remained motionless on his shoulders. The collective gasp from the spectators echoed through the ballpark, akin to the hushed silence that blankets a golf course during an errant putt. The umpire’s resounding “strike three” resonated in the air, sealing Johnston’s fate as the recipient of the “I Fucked Up” award. With a gracious nod to his opponents, Johnston took his walk of shame back to the dugout, knowing that in the game of baseball, just like golf, the mental fortitude required to seize the moment can make or break a player’s performance. Here’s to actual swings and clearer judgment in the rounds to come, Kent!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Finally, let’s take a moment to thank Andrew Hierlihy for his incredible contribution to the team’s victory celebration. As the team basked in the glory of their triumph, Hierlihy appeared like a culinary superhero, armed with a barbecue and a stash of mouthwatering meat. The tantalizing aroma of sizzling victory hot dogs filled the air, and hungry players gathered around Hierlihy like devotees at a meaty shrine. With skill and precision, Hierlihy grilled the perfect hot dogs to perfection, ensuring that every bite was a taste of sweet victory. And let’s not forget the condiments! Ketchup, mustard, relish, and all the fixings were generously provided, transforming each hot dog into a work of art. Andrew Hierlihy, you are a grill master and a true champion in the realm of team spirit and gastronomy!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Close enough\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It was a rare 0-error 15-hit game for the SweatSox, in an 8-0 win over the \u201cCrusaders\u201d. Josh throws the CG shutout.

WP- Ramage (1-0)
LP- Hurtubise (0-1)

Congratulations to Craig Cornell, who recorded his 300th career @NCBL<\/a> hit on a 1st inning 2-run single ?.#wonthehyjinx<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/wMhmQXcHDj<\/a><\/p>— SweatSox (@SweatSox) May 27, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote>