{"id":3618,"date":"2023-06-14T15:18:08","date_gmt":"2023-06-14T19:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3618"},"modified":"2023-06-15T15:49:38","modified_gmt":"2023-06-15T19:49:38","slug":"the-big-salad-sweatsox-vs-barons-ii-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2023\/06\/14\/the-big-salad-sweatsox-vs-barons-ii-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"The BIG Salad | SweatSox vs Barons II RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SweatSox scorekeepers: Writing only a backwards K as my name in the scoresheet is unacceptable, inappropriate, and quite frankly disrespectful. The e, a, and y may be silent, but you still have to spell it out. This is your final warning. You will recognize me. You will treasure me. You will <strong>Acknowledge me!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now, in my own words (positively), a breakdown of last night\u2019s SweatSox vs Barons matchup:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>BRONSON AVE<\/strong>&#8211; In a thrilling showdown at Majestic Brewer Park, the SweatSox delivered a scorching victory over the Barons last night, crushing them 12-2. With this triumph, the SweatSox now boast a stellar overall record of 6-2, leaving their opponents drenched in defeat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The game truly ignited in the 4th inning when the SweatSox, with two outs and the bases empty, suddenly sparked our offensive prowess and set the field ablaze with an impressive six consecutive runs. It was a fireworks display of hitting that left the Barons gasping for air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pitching sensation Eric White once again showcased his brilliance on the mound, hurling a complete game masterpiece. White held the Barons to a measly six hits, magnanimously refusing to issue any walks, and striking out an astonishing 13 batters. With this dominant performance, White&#8217;s season record soars to an impeccable 3-0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, Josh Ramage transformed into an offensive maestro, wielding his bat like a wizard&#8217;s wand. Ramage&#8217;s batting frenzy was a sight to behold, going a dazzling 4 for 5, including two glorious doubles. Not content with mere contact, he also added two RBIs and gleefully scampered across home plate three times, spreading chaos in the Barons&#8217; defense.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9222.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3620\" width=\"514\" height=\"528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9222.jpg 685w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9222-292x300.jpg 292w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9222-300x308.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 514px) 100vw, 514px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not to be outshined, Phil Leduc unleashed his own offensive assault, delivering a barrage of hits, tallying three for the night. Meanwhile, Cory Bond emerged as the team&#8217;s maestro of RBIs, directing the offense with his masterful bat, accruing three RBIs of his own. The SweatSox lineup was a symphony of destruction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With Eric White masterfully dominating the gargantuan strike zone, the SweatSox defense had a relatively relaxed evening. However, it&#8217;s worth mentioning Andrew Hierlihy, who bravely stepped into the catcher&#8217;s role, fulfilling a lifelong dream to play the position at least once before he drops. Despite occasional miscommunication with the pitcher, who seemed to favour his own instincts over the signs, Hierlihy survived the challenge, proving that dreams do come true, even in the NCBL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In an unprecedented move, the SweatSox broke tradition during the Apr\u00e8s Baseball Hyjinx by awarding not one, not two, but three game balls. Eric White, Josh Ramage, and Trevor Williams each received a special commemorative baseball, unearthed from the depths of Cory Bond&#8217;s enigmatic ball bag. White earned his place in history with career strikeout number 600, while Williams celebrated his career hit number 300. As for Ramage, his bat marked the occasion with career hit number 150. Congratulations to these exceptional players for etching their names in NCBL lore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last night&#8217;s game was an electric display of skill, grit, and pure SweatSox dominance. As the team basks in the glory of their resounding victory, the Barons are left to ponder their defeat and wonder if they&#8217;ll ever recover from being scorched by the SweatSox inferno.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Close enough\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Eric strikes out 13 putting him over 600 for his career, \u201cour\u201d Josh smacks 4 hits putting him over 150, and Trevor got 2 hits putting him at exactly 300. Was a good night for the chuds.<br><br>SweatSox 12. Barons 2.<br><br>WP- White (3-0)<br>LP- RPrimeau (0-1)<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/wonthehyjinx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#wonthehyjinx<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/e9UiArw1ZO\">pic.twitter.com\/e9UiArw1ZO<\/a><\/p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/1668844440436211713?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 14, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>AND STILLLLL<\/strong>: Ah, the illustrious Cory Bond strikes again, claiming his second straight and third ever &#8220;I Fucked Up&#8221; award with the grace of a forgetful gazelle. In a stunning display of absent-mindedness, Bond managed to leave the physical trophy of his previous triumphs languishing in the solitude of his humble abode. But wait, there&#8217;s more! Not content with merely misplacing precious hardware, Bond treated the fans to a double dose of dismay by striking out twice looking! Truly, a master of letting the perfect pitch pass him by. One can only marvel at the depths of his commitment to excellence in the art of messing up. Bravo, Cory, bravo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On a more positive note, our fearless leader did knock in the game winning run on a 4th inning double to deep right.  Unfortunately, our official videographer was asleep at the wheel and didn&#8217;t get this one on tape.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Pitching effort fueled by Primeau\u2019s was not enough as the Barons fall 12-2 to the Sweat Sox.<\/p>&mdash; Siempre Tequila Barons (@BytownBarons) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BytownBarons\/status\/1668957750301282305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">June 14, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Final SweatSox vs Barons Notes Thoughts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The Misfits became the first team since the 2019 SweatSox to get called out by the Commissioner for a premature cancellation.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>There\u2019s never been somebody more ready to pinch run than Dave Rotari.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>It\u2019s amazing Cory Bond still DH\u2019s with Josh Ramage in RF \u2764\ufe0f<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The jerk table is now a party of two.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Andrew Hierlihy was no match for me (Shaun Keay) in the pregame dugout standoff.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Josh Ramage took a pregame wank in the right field forest; unsure if he saw the Haz in there too.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Phil Leduc also \u201cwalked his dog\u201d in the parking lot before the game, next to Fake Jas.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Baron in LF trapped Kent Johnston\u2019s liner.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Craig Cornell went from LATE to OUT during the 3rd inning. Kids soccer must\u2019ve gone into overtime.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Baron in LF scooped Kent Johnston\u2019s liner.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Phil Leduc only acknowledged me once.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Baron in LF dropped Kent Johnston\u2019s liner.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019m on Team Eric here. Jumping 14 feet in the air to try and stop a &#8220;Brewer bounce&#8221; from getting to the outfield is definitely an error. Fuck the official scorer and his assistant.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Baron in LF probably caught Kent Johnston\u2019s liner.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Larry Pawelek\u2019s personal motto: Just get in the way.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Baron in LF definitely caught Kent Johnston\u2019s liner.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cory Bond finally got one of Jaspreet Sanghra&#8217;s patented goodbye hugs that Justine has been hogging all year.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kent Johnston may be an idiot, but he\u2019s not dumb.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Larry Pawelek always has 2 full beers stuck in his ears.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Andrew Hierlihy almost took a ride on the golden slip &amp; slide.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Complacent does not mean the same thing as cum placement.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kent Johnston likes throwing stuff at things.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I, Shaun Keay, did some good Uncling over the weekend.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019ve only got one shot to impress me with a TV or MOVIE recommendation. Cory Bond has gone all-in with Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Does the Primeau family have room for a 2nd Josh? He doesn\u2019t grunt, but he does swear on deep shots to straightaway center.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I still need to E-Transfer Kent Johnston $23.80, the rest I\u2019m doing in hundo\u2019s.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Who is better at baseball, real Sam or fake Sam?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Reapers need to have more faith in Commissioner Beelen\u2019s rainout directives.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"703\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9219-1024x703.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3621\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9219-1024x703.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9219-300x206.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9219-768x527.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9219-850x583.jpg 850w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/06\/img_9219.jpg 1290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>NEXT UP<\/strong>: Prepare your umbrellas and raincoats because tonight, under the uncertain skies of Southgate, the SweatSox will clash with the Crusaders in an epic battle of baseball prowess. With a scheduled start time of 6:10pm, we can only hope the weather gods grant us a reprieve, allowing this showdown to unfold on the diamond.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-large-font-size\"><strong>#WONTHEHYJINX<\/strong><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SweatSox scorekeepers: Writing only a backwards K as my name in the scoresheet is unacceptable, inappropriate, and quite frankly disrespectful. The e, a, and y may be silent, but you still have to spell it out. This is your final warning. You will recognize me. You will treasure me. You will Acknowledge me! 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