{"id":3678,"date":"2023-07-07T11:30:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-07T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3678"},"modified":"2023-07-07T16:51:57","modified_gmt":"2023-07-07T20:51:57","slug":"sweat-glands-activate-sweatsox-vs-crusaders-ii-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2023\/07\/07\/sweat-glands-activate-sweatsox-vs-crusaders-ii-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweat Glands: Activate | SweatSox vs Crusaders II RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When the team needs a hit, I give them a hit. When the team needs a bunt, I drop one down perfectly. When the team needs a game winning RBI, I win us the game. And when the team needs me to play first with the sun directly in my face, IN MY FACEEEEE, I make all the plays. What more can I do for you? <strong>Acknowledge me!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now, in my own words (entirely), a breakdown of Wednesday night\u2019s SweatSox vs Crusaders match-up:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>JUST SOUTH OF NORTHGATE<\/strong>&#8211; In a dramatic showdown on Wednesday, the SweatSox clashed with our formidable opponents, the Crusaders, in a battle that left fans on the edge of their seats. Despite an early setback, where we found ourselves trailing 2-1 in the 3rd inning, the SweatSox unleashed a remarkable comeback, eventually triumphing over the Crusaders with an impressive 11-4 victory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Leading the charge on offense was the unstoppable Joshua Ramage, who seemed to have brought his trusty doubles bat to the game. With an impressive line of 2-4, including 2 doubles, an RBI, and a run scored, he seemed to defy the laws of physics with his precision hits. Adding to the offensive onslaught, Phil Leduc hammered an RBI double, while Trevor Williams showcased his lightning speed with an electrifying RBI triple.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it was I, Shaun Keay who stole the spotlight with my heroic performance, driving in 2 pivotal runs, including yet another game-winner. And just to make things interesting, I almost sacrificed myself with a bunt, but thanks to the graciousness of Larry Pawelek, I managed to evade that fate. To everyone&#8217;s amazement, I, Shaun Keay, then defied all odds, dashing from 2nd base to home plate on an Eric White single up the middle, leaving spectators in awe of my lightning-fast speed and sliding skills.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Meanwhile, on the pitching mound, Dave Rotari displayed mastery and poise as the SweatSox&#8217;s starter. He silenced the Crusaders&#8217; bats, allowing a mere 5 hits, 1 earned run, and a walk over 5 strong innings. With 3 strikeouts to his name, Rotari improved his 2023 record to a solid .500 at 2-2, cementing his status as a force to be reckoned with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the outfield, Trevor Williams showcased his acrobatic skills from center field, treating the crowd to a couple mind-blowing catches. His performance was so remarkable that it made everyone conveniently forget about longtime SweatSox center fielder turned golfer Kent Johnston, but let&#8217;s be honest, having a stud like Mike Pignat in right field certainly makes center field a breeze. Let&#8217;s not overlook the fine efforts of Eric White, who held down the fort at shortstop admirably.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lastly, let&#8217;s raise 90% of our glasses to Larry Pawelek, the latest SweatSox to join the NCBL&#8217;s prestigious 300-hit club after a 3rd inning single to left. Legend has it he just made it to first base, securing this milestone hit in the record books. Leisurely Sweet Larry, we applaud your dedication to turning every hit into a comfortable stroll.&nbsp; Congratulations.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"547\" height=\"1024\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9551-547x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9551-547x1024.jpg 547w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9551-160x300.jpg 160w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9551-768x1437.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9551-821x1536.jpg 821w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9551-300x561.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9551-850x1591.jpg 850w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9551.jpg 974w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 547px) 100vw, 547px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In conclusion, the SweatSox exhibited unwavering determination, skill, and a touch of humor in our spectacular triumph over the Crusaders. We fought tooth and nail against our formidable adversaries, leaving spectators spellbound by our prowess. Here&#8217;s to many more thrilling and comedic encounters between our beloved SweatSox and the worthy Crusaders!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Close enough\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">SweatSox nearly forget how to play baseball after 14-day smoke\/rain\/holiday break, but some strong pitching, timely hitting, and very questionable defense ultimately got the job done.<br><br>SweatSox 11. Crusaders 4.<br><br>WP- Rotari (2-2)<br>LP- Turgeon (0-3)<br>SV- White (1)<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/wonthehyjinx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#wonthehyjinx<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Wh21t3IuJW\">pic.twitter.com\/Wh21t3IuJW<\/a><\/p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/1676819561511886848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 6, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>HE MESSED UP AGAIN AGAIN-<\/strong> In a stunning display of consistent mishaps and unfortunate choices, Eric White once again claimed the coveted &#8220;I Fucked Up&#8221; award, marking his third time as the recipient. The top of the first inning witnessed a bold, yet ill-fated attempt by Eric to steal home, the operative word being &#8220;attempt.&#8221; It was a valiant effort that ended in disappointment. Adding to his repertoire of blunders, Eric managed to strike out swinging at a ball that would have sailed a good three feet over the head of Josh Ramage if he were up there. But it didn&#8217;t stop there. In a twist of fate, Eric also had a hand in giving up Dave Rotari\u2019s only (inherited) earned run when he took the mound in relief. For his overall contribution, with a special emphasis on the daring attempted steal, Eric White unquestionably earned the title of our &#8220;I Fucked Up&#8221; award winner once again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It wasn\u2019t all bad for our 3x IFU champion, Eric recorded an RBI double in the 7th inning to secure our victory, that some pundits are calling controversial. You make the call:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/USZb25wGyqE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pretty obvious if you ask me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Final SweatSox vs Crusaders Notes\/Thoughts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Larry Pawelek had serious concerns about the 1.0, so much so that a gameday phone call to the Authority was made.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kent Johnston was too tired from officially swinging a golf club 87 times to be in the starting lineup.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nick Henderson clearing his schedule led to our first official 2.0 lineup of the season.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mike Pignat was referring to his interest in a post-game Big Mac, and not our line-up being a clown show.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If the umpire A-Team is doing one of our early games, you just know there\u2019s a Tier 1 game afterwards.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Jaspreet Sanghra is sandbagging in the outfield so he can play more infield.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We weren\u2019t angry at the base umpire\u2019s call that didn\u2019t go our way, we were just disappointed.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I owe the base umpire a beer, but he now owes Nick Henderson a beer, so we\u2019ll cut out the middle man and I\u2019ll give Nick his beer directly.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Justine White was not pleased with the scents emanating from the Mudd\u2019s staging area.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Cubs, desperate for arms, should\u2019ve asked us to release Mark Bond last week.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The shape of our circle was strong, but so were the smells.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If you\u2019re going to mow the outfield, you have to do the infield too. That\u2019s like shaving the pits, but not the carpet.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nick Henderson is on beer and leftover McDonalds on Friday.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Harvesting a plant is a real bitch.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mike Pignat\u2019s \u201ccan stand\u201d is under investigation for tampering.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Trevor Williams encourages mosquitoes, deer flies, and snakes to bite him at their convenience. It only makes him stronger.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Many teams are confused by this, but the Hyjinx is not simply a straight up battle of endurance. It\u2019s actually a feat of strength that follows the airing of grievances (usually led by Josh Ramage).<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kent Johnston is convinced his 7-man outfield strategy will be a winner.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If that Pod\u2019s a rockin, don\u2019t come a knockin.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The beginning of the end of cinema as we know it was Harry Potter.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Josh Ramage wants vag, the bunny just wants some veg. And a friend.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Depending on your definition of \u201calmost\u201d, it could always be almost noon.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9553.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3681\" width=\"514\" height=\"528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9553.jpg 685w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9553-292x300.jpg 292w, https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/07\/img_9553-300x308.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 514px) 100vw, 514px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>NEXT UP-<\/strong> The SweatSox gear up for their next game, set to take place later today at Trillium against the formidable first place Lumberjacks, with a scheduled start time of 6:10pm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>#WONTHEHYJINX<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the team needs a hit, I give them a hit. When the team needs a bunt, I drop one down perfectly. When the team needs a game winning RBI, I win us the game. 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