{"id":3772,"date":"2023-07-31T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2023-07-31T17:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/?p=3772"},"modified":"2024-05-05T13:49:23","modified_gmt":"2024-05-05T17:49:23","slug":"omg-wtf-16-l-o-b-sweatsox-vs-padres-iii-recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweatsoxbaseball.com\/blog\/2023\/07\/31\/omg-wtf-16-l-o-b-sweatsox-vs-padres-iii-recap\/","title":{"rendered":"OMG, WTF, 16 L.O.B. ?? | SweatSox vs Padres III RECAP"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Oh, it&#8217;s time to rock and roll.\u00a0 This time I&#8217;m in control.\u00a0 Right now I own the streets.\u00a0 I got the keys to the city.\u00a0 That&#8217;s cause I get down.\u00a0 <strong>ACKNOWLEDGE ME!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And now, in my own words, a breakdown of last night\u2019s SweatSox vs Padres match-up:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>THE KINS-<\/strong> After back-to-back-to-back-to-back rainouts, the SweatSox were back in action for the first time in 2 weeks last night at Kinsmen.\u00a0 The game-plan coming in was simple, in fact it was the same one we had in place for each of our 4 games that were just postponed: Josh Ramage is starting, Phil Leduc is sitting, and we\u2019ll take our chances from there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The story of this game was the absolute inability of the SweatSox to push more than the 8 runs we actually did score across the plate.&nbsp; The SweatSox recorded 8 hits, drew 15 walks, and stranded an impressive 16 (out of a possible 18) runners during 6 innings of play.&nbsp; The MLB record is 20 stranded runners over a 9 innings game (2.22 runners per inning), while our 16 in 6 is now a new baseball record of 2.67.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Individually, Marc Lett was the only SweatSox starter to leave less than 3 runners on base (1), while Josh Ramage (6) and Eric White (5) weren\u2019t quite as clutch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Let\u2019s get to the actual game recap, and fast forward to the final inning with the game tied 8-8: We had a chance to walk this one off with the bases juiced, one out, and our 3 (Steve Brown) and 4 (Josh Ramage) hitters due up, but back to back infield pop-ups ended this one in a draw.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">SweatSox 8. Padres 8. Final.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Offensive shoutouts go to Eric White, who led the game off with his first triple of the season, and to Cory Bond, who led the team in runs scored (2) for the first time in years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the bump, our Hero of Hydration Josh Ramage threw 3 innings of 7-hit ball, giving up just 3 earned with 3 strikeouts (and a possible career high 5 walks), but ended the game with a bigtime NO DECISION thanks to the relief effort of Eric White, who faced just 10 batters over his 3 innings of work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Defensively, I, Shaun Keay, got hurt in the first playing first, and was forced to remove myself from the game. Doctors say I reaggravated an old tennis elbow injury; this better not affect my game, because if I can\u2019t play tennis, I have no reason to live!&nbsp; At least I\u2019ll always have grace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Other injuries from last night include Kent Johnston (diving catch related pain), Larry Pawelek (back), Eric White (groin), Josh Ramage (mound visit related rage), and Trevor Williams (ego re: shootout fiasco).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">NEXT UP for the SweatSox is a matchup with the Bytown Barons tomorrow night at Brewer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Close enough\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">SweatSox get on base a bunch vs the Padres: 15 walks + 8 hits, but we couldn\u2019t get the clutch hits to put it away, stranding 16 runners over 6 innings ?.<br><br>SweatSox 8. Padres 8.<br><br>Elsewhere, in rec league hockey news: Trevor got stoned by a girl in a shootout.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/wonthehyjinx?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#wonthehyjinx<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/PAtZ15Ieiy\">pic.twitter.com\/PAtZ15Ieiy<\/a><\/p>&mdash; SweatSox (@SweatSox) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweatSox\/status\/1685854694927712256?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 31, 2023<\/a><\/blockquote><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Final SweatSox vs Padres Notes\/Thoughts:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u201cNot a virus\u201d is exactly what a virus would say<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I, Shaun Keay, am the King of the Bucket<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What\u2019s more satisfying: a work stick, a work chew, or an apres-Subway chew?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Eric White would\u2019ve showed up to golf if Justine White had woken him up<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kent Johnston is the Al Bundy of the SweatSox: prefers sitting, with hand in pants<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The SweatSox do not currently have room for an August-only player<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The only thing better than a pack of Kirkland jerky is two packs of Kirkland jerky<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>When Kent Johnston says the radar is clear, you can be sure it\u2019s gon rain<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Chris Hart is misinformed on game cancellation procedures<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The only thing worse than a sac bunt with one out is a sac bunt with two outs that doesn\u2019t pay off<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kent Johnston doesn\u2019t turn down good grub<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Turning Larry Pawelek loose against the Lumberjacks will make or break Cory Bond\u2019s chances at the new Tier 3 Manager of the Year award<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>After hitting 9th for 4 straight rainouts, Craig Cornell got the upgrade to 6<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Craig Cornell finally took me up on my offer for a tour of my work (D-Bunk), but he showed up on my day off<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Kanata Athletics signed former SweatSox Danny Desclouds to their roster, joining Marcel Levac, Dave Fenn, Cory Bond, and Craig Cornell as the only players in NCBL history to suit up for both franchises<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cory Bond will not be at the 2024 Masters as a patron, nor as a golfer<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>St. Louis is the Augusta of Missouri<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If you hit 2 bombs, throw a CG 1-hitter, and drop a sac bunt, it\u2019s a guaranteed MVP<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cory Bond\u2019s whole repertoire could be lifted<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Heavy lightning, with just a tad of mist, is a valid reason to cancel a baseball game<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mike Pignat&#8217;s Mike Bayley is slightly better than his Kermit<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kent is a square<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>When Josh Ramage drives away, the rest of the team can finally play: Gum for Everyone!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Craig Cornell may propose renaming the Tiers this offseason from 1,2,3,4 to Brisket, Ribs, Hot Dogs, Bologna.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Jaspreet Sanghra has PTSD after last game<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cory Bond is not Kent Johnston\u2019s supervisor<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Andrew Hierlihy\u2019s go to spot for \u201cpulling over and checking messages\u201d is any beer store parking lot<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Loud thundering is worse than thundering<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If you believe in dinosaurs, then somewhere they must believe in you<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Larry\u2019s preferred \u201cparking lot rendezvous time and place\u201d is early morning Faulkner<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Forget pulled pork sliders or racks of ribs, everyone will be fighting over the single carrot.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The White Hyjinx is not a good name.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Rain or shine means rain or shine<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cory Bond\u2019s shits are one of two things: severe, or explosive.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>There was golf ball sized hail at Kent Johnston\u2019s house; he checked them all, none were PROV1\u2019s<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019ve considered it, I\u2019m interested, I agree to participate in tonight\u2019s festivities<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The weed plant is strong like bull<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Squirrelly Kent needs to take it down a notch<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>It was raining so hard that actual water was coming out of faucets in Osgoode<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Eric White is still working out the correct spelling of his street name<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Kingston game was tied when Eric White came in for relief. John Groves was batting 5th. Mark Bond hit a jack.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Where the fuck is Jas going?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kat was there to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and she was all out of bubblegum.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We can knock LF off Steve Brown\u2019s positional checklist.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I, Shaun Keay, work in Subbasement 5<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Shoutout to Trevor Williams for the bonus BBQ feast<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>We win as a team, lose as a team, and tie as a team. We learn and move on.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kent Johnston decided to send pictures of a swampy field to a man who loves to play in swamps.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>ROONNNNNNN!!!!!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A rain is gone Haiku: Rain&#8217;s veil lifts at last.\u00a0 Baseball&#8217;s dance on dewy grass.\u00a0 Joy blooms in the clear.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-link-color has-large-font-size wp-elements-e2889ffd66d15db10875a1acf4fc3d0a wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>#WONTHEHYJINX<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, it&#8217;s time to rock and roll.\u00a0 This time I&#8217;m in control.\u00a0 Right now I own the streets.\u00a0 I got the keys to the city.\u00a0 That&#8217;s cause I get down.\u00a0 ACKNOWLEDGE ME! 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