No time for introductions.
- Kent Johnston needs to get off the Internet.
- The anxiety he experienced caused plumbing issues in the basement.
- Wu-Tang delivers locally, son.
- It’s Gon Tornado.
- Mark Bond and Ross Hughes are the SweatSox Wads.
- COMING SOON: The Morehouse Soft Toss Pitching Machine?
- There is no winning.
- Thanks for nothing Mackensi.
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- Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Glue Stick.
- I, Shaun Keay, am the SweatSox Ralph Wiggum.
- Kent Johnston needs to stay off the Internet.
- Kenneth Johnston is Volume 4.
- You can only leave a group when the admin says so.
- The only thing Craig Cornell hates more than a sacrifice bunt is an overrated Yankee shortstop.
- The U.S. is dumb.
- The U.S. is without Ruth.
- That batter will never hear the end of it from that pitcher. Trust me.
- When Ross Hughes calls for the ol’ one two this year, he’s not talking about fastball curveball.
- Nobody wants to receive a free trip from Denver to Cleveland.
- Cory Bond is too much of a pussy to fight for our team like the .5 COACH.
- Josh Ramage would crush a diet Mountain Dew funnel.
- Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Army Crawl Champion, but vacated the title because he wants nothing to do with Army. Josh also refuses to drink White wine, and doesn’t celebrate Christmas any more.
- If I’m not making the incredible things I learned list, what am I doing with my life?
- Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Communications Degree.
- Ottawa man shocked to find extremely large penis in swimming pool. #ottnews
- UPDATE: Authorities have lost containment of the extremely large penis. #ottnews
- UPDATE: The extremely large penis returns to the hairy pussy, say police. #ottnews
- When we return to play, I suppose we’re consenting to our balls being touched.
- Wash your balls constantly.
- Yes, we wash our own balls.
- The OG is still shut down. ? ??.
- John Groves can’t find his package.
- Kent Johnston doesn’t remember being shoved into a Cornwall locker.
- Chris Lidstone doesn’t remember Kent Johnston being shoved into a Cornwall locker.
- Kent Johnston is the SweatSox Ollie Williams.
- The return of baseball to BC shut down Temp #1A for most of the weekend.
- Ross Hughes is not a fan of recycled jail rape memes.
- Mark Bond is a recycled jail rape meme.
- Actually, thanks for everything Mackensi.
- Check your email Texas.
- Ipa Bond and Watermeloney Michelob are the leaders in the Bus Cop Baby Name Pool.
- Baseball Nunavut will probably open up before Baseball Ontario.
- Craig Cornell can’t wait to be punched out by Lazure on a pitch 12 inches outside while he stands behind the pitcher, it’ll mean baseball is back.
- It’s still not safe, but it’s still going to happen.
- The Burger’s Priest is coming soon to KJ’s hood.
- The Athletics Headshot Anniversary must be coming up.
- Craig Cornell is all seeing, and all knowing.
- I, Shaun Keay, am a pretty good left fielder.
- Craig Cornell is 90% sure there will be baseball.
- The SweatSox outfield is bad, BUT our infield is also bad.
- Golf is not a sport.
- Ross Hughes always wears protection.
- Kent Johnston recently bought bananas from a garden center.
- 2007 was indeed pre-Hindmarsh (#16?)
- “I’m retarded. I’ll own that” -BC
- Mark Bond is 0.714285714285714 a Bond.
- After all these years we are finally working as a team.
- We are only allowed to have 1 guy rub all our balls, and it can’t be a boy under 16 any more.
- This isn’t badminton.
- Cornell v Ramage: The Scrap on WhatsApp.
- Barry Bonds should be in the Hall of Fame.
- Kent Johnston definitely had hair in 1994, maybe.
- Craig Cornell got scouted for the Show, but struck out swinging (awfully).
- Jaspreet Sanghra entertained Craig Cornell.
- Chris Lidstone needs to get into Infinity War shape soon.
- Eric White is the SweatSox Strang.
- Eric White’s “bat” has no pop.
- Nice.
- Happy Birthday Kent.
