14 More Things I’ve Learned So Far In Quarantine

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Aside from all the Virtual Tours it’s still pretty quiet here at the D-Bunk, so I thought I’d take a moment and share a few of the things I’ve learned since the last time I learned all the things:

  1. It’s been a while since the SweatSox have been invited to one of Craig Cornell’s birthday gatherings.
  2. #SweatVegas2021
  3. The juice is running on the returned money to us.
  4. Ross Hughes is the Dennis Rodman of this team.
  5. Blood thinners are good to fight covid. Beer thins blood. Therefore beer fights covid. Cheers.
  6. Surprise! Ross Hughes is a big fan of snowbirds.
  7. Cannabis shows promise blocking Coronavirus infection.
  8. The Washington Capitals should’ve shot the moon more regularly, or taken “other” precautions.
  9. In fact, nobody could believe the side-boobed woman.
  10. Maybe what she needs is a nice 30 year old?
  11. RM > CM
  12. If there aren’t any ghosts, Kent Johnston is out.
  13. Maybe Kent Johnston doesn’t exist.
  14. My (Shaun Keay) WestJet Rewards ID is: 546914702
  15. John Groves’ IKEA friend was not master of her domain.
  16. Craig Cornell loves bunting. We all see it.
  17. It would take 4 hours in order for 25% of the workforce in Kent Johnston’s building to access their cube, while respecting social distancing.
  18. “WestJet is continually monitoring the regulations and updating our website as appropriate.”
  19. No one wants to get a shuttle cock in the eye.
  20. May 12, 2019: all was right in the world.
  21. Ross Hughes can be Ross Hughes getting punched out.
  22. For anyone interesting in poaching Eric White from us, his email address is: Eric_slayer_of_jas@gmail.com
  23. Mark Bond will always remember those spur of the moment burnt ends in murderville last trip.
  24. Ross Hughes is patient Double Zero
  25. I, Shaun Keay, would be very surprised if I was in there.
  26. I, Shaun Keay, am the SweatSox Beetlejuice.
  27. Josh Ramage is just here for the victims.
  28. Chirping Kent Johnston seems like a Saturday activity.
  29. You can hit the pin, just don’t touch the pin.
  30. Wendy’s serves beer now!
  31. According to the Athletic, the 45th greatest moment in baseball history is Lee Elia’s infamous tirade. The 1st? Marc Lett’s 2013 walkoff grand slam.
  32. Outdoor sports fields to open this week. Forget July 1, can we make June 1 NCBL’s Opening Day?
  33. God bless the people of Ontario.
  34. Mark Bond is the SweatSox Thunder Jet.
  35. Marc Lett is Commissioner Gordon. The rest of us are Batmen.
  36. I, Shaun Keay, approve of BJ35.
  37. If you loan Mark Bond $100, he’ll give you his gold ring as collateral.
  38. Josh Ramage is the SweatSox Mr. Poopybutthole.
  39. Sable is married to Lesner.
  40. Chris Lidstone is organizing SweatSox Golf.
  41. The precedent is set.
  42. Josh Ramage loves this Craig Cornell.
  43. Vulturing is the way to go man. Minimum effort. Maximum results.
  44. Mark Bond is an interlocker docker.
  45. Sometimes Netflix hits us with some gems.
  46. How is that legal? Who said legal?
  47. Cory Bond is the Michael Jordan of SweatSox celebrations.
  48. Pisswater always works.
  49. I’m feelin’ like Will.
  50. I think I’m a prince, I’m feelin’ myself.
  51. I’m loaded with bills, ’cause I wasn’t blessed with no Uncle Phil.
  52. It’s over between Kent Johnston and Ross Hughes.
  53. Craig Cornell has slept in much worse places than a Kansas City Amtrak station.
  54. To pull off a successful affair, one should limit the amount of knowledge out there.
  55. Josh Ramage is a Price is Right vulture (ABV)
  56. Carsten Charles has the most strikeouts in MLB since 2000.
  57. Kent is short for Kenneth.
  58. It’s Craig Cornell’s eyes that create the emotional feelings.
  59. Just don’t lick your hands or balls.
  60. Thursday follows Wednesday, which follows Tuesday, which is followed by Thursday depending on who you ask.
  61. Garneau needs to get on a shuttle back to space.
  62. Pants on boys.