If we go 0-4, Tom is going to lose his mind, even more so Mike Bayley TRILLIUM– It was a wonderful back and forth game between the SweatSox and Rockets last Monday night at the Trill, that saw the Rockets pick up their first dub of the year after a 9-6 win over the “hometown”…
Noogies | SweatSox vs Bats 1.0 RECAP
What is a magic stick? Little Kids in the Stands LOWER KINSMEN- For the first time in franchise history, the SweatSox played a game at Lower Kinsmen, which if you weren’t aware, is right next to Kinsmen-proper, just down the little hill which I guess makes it lower in elevation. Who knew?!? Our opponents on…
Elevator Malfunction | SweatSox vs Rockets 1.0 RECAP
How much weight has Ramage lost? Every f’n Rocket that reached first base TRILLIUM– Last Friday night, the SweatSox ended a streak of 7 straight regular season losses versus the Rockets, with a 16-7 win over the boys from RainSoft. The SweatSox were up 2-0 in the 1st, down 5-2 in the 2nd, but then…
Does Anyone Want Any Trunk Action? | SweatSox vs Padres 1.0 RECAP
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of asses to kick I, Shaun Keay SEXY SPLEXY- Last night at the Sportsplex, your Stittsville SweatSox “hosted” the Nepean Padres deep in the heart of their own territory: Nepean. The SweatSox were looking to get back to .500 after an Opening Day…
We Apologize for Mark | SweatSox vs Lumberjacks 1.0 RECAP
“Don’t bother the snakes. Leave all the snakes alone.” Larry White SPORTSPLEX– Last night, the SweatSox took on the reigning Tier 3 pennant winning Lumberjacks, who showed no signs of any “commitment issues”’ promised at the winter meeting, as their entire squad showed up and handily took care of the SweatSox 10-5 on Opening Day. …
The 14 Biggest Winners & Losers from the NCBL Spring Meeting
We’ll save the acknowledgements for next time. Exactly 14 days ago, the NCBL Spring Meeting took place somewhere deep inside the Nepean Sportsplex; so deep, in fact, that for a while Bill didn’t even know where it was going to be. Unfortunately I, Shaun Keay, was not able to attend this meeting due to other…
The SweatSox Year In Review (2023)
Your time is up, my time is now. You can’t see me, my time is now. It’s the franchise, boy I’m shining now. You can’t see me, my time is now. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! The 2023 calendar year began with a significant roster overhaul, continued with a mediocre regular season leading to a disappointing playoff exit,…
R.I.P. SweatSox? | The Tier 3 Playoff RECAP
Once upon a time, some weak, pathetic pussy coined the phrase, “Winning isn’t everything.” Well, for most people in most situations he was right, but I’m not one of those people. And this is not one of those situations. The SweatSox have won 3 NCBL championships, 2 on my watch alone. Because we don’t just…
Oppenheimer Was Long | SweatSox vs Crusaders IV RECAP
Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. Somebody gonna get they ass kicked. Somebody gonna get their wig split. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! And now, in my own words, a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Crusaders match-up: FINALLY, NO TRILLIUM?– Last night at the Sportsplex, the SweatSox ended our regular season…
No Unnecessary Risks | SweatSox vs Crusaders III RECAP
Evolution is a mystery. Full of change that no one sees. Clock makes a fool of history. Yesterday’s so long ago. Don’t agree with what I know. Tomorrow’s got no place for me. I see the line in the sand. Time to find out who I am. Would you like to see where I stand? …
Jean Lazure RETURNS | SweatSox vs Lumberjacks IV RECAP
I’m back, and I’m better than ever. Got a knack for making things better. Face facts, cause your opinion don’t matter. This maniac is gonna step on whomever. It’s time, get in line, cause I’m gonna make some changes, kicking ass, taking names, cleaning house, oh baby. I’m bringing out the deadwood. Burning down time. …
Daniel Cordero | SweatSox vs Padres IV RECAP
No chance, that’s what you got. Up against a machine too strong, greedy politicians buying souls from us are puppets. We’ll find their place in line. Go tie a string around your finger now boy ’cause it’s just a matter of time. ‘Cause you got: NO CHANCE, no chance in hell. ACKNOWLEDGE ME HIM! And…
The Jolly Taxpayer | SweatSox vs Rockets IV RECAP
Booyaka. Booyaka. 613. Booyaka. Booyaka. That’s my pueblo. Booyaka. Booyaka. 613. Booyaka. Booyaka. Shaun Keay. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! And now, in my own words, a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Rockets match-up: SPLEX– Last night, the SweatSox and Rockets met for the 4th and final time this regular season, with the Rockets leading the season…
The Septimo No-Hitter | SweatSox vs Los Latinos IV RECAP
When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside. You gotta take a stand, it don’t help to hide. Well, you hurt my friends, and you hurt my pride, I gotta be a man; I can’t let it slide. I am a real Stittsvillian. Fight for the rights of every man. I am a real…
Leduc’s Law | SweatSox vs Barons IV RECAP
I make them hot. I make them shiver. Their knees get weak. Whenever I’m around. They see me walk. They hear me talk. I make them feel. Like they’re on Cloud nine. I’m just a Shauny boy. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! And now, in my own words, a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Barons match-up: THE…
OMG, WTF, 16 L.O.B. ?? | SweatSox vs Padres III RECAP
Oh, it’s time to rock and roll. This time I’m in control. Right now I own the streets. I got the keys to the city. That’s cause I get down. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! And now, in my own words, a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Padres match-up: THE KINS- After back-to-back-to-back-to-back rainouts, the SweatSox were…
Ross, You’re a Good Dude… | SweatSox vs Rockets III RECAP
It’s all about the game, and how you play it. All about control, and if you can take it. All about your debt, and if you can pay it. It’s all about pain, and who’s gonna make it. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! And now, in my own words, a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Rockets match-up:…
Pitbulls, Bears, and Raccoons | SweatSox vs Lumberjacks III RECAP
I’m an ass man. Yeah I’m an ass man. I love to love ’em. I love to kick ’em. I love to shove ’em. I love to stick ’em. Love to flaunt ’em. I love to watch ’em. I love to pick ’em. And I’m gonna kick ’em. Cause I’m an Ass Man. ACKNOWLEDGE ME!…