You think you know me?  On this day, I see clearly, everything has come to life. A bitter place, and a broken dream, and we’ll leave it all behind. ACKNOWLEDGE ME! And now, in my own words, a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Barons match-up: KINSMEN– Last night, for the 3rd time this season,…

I was not properly appreciated at this baseball game. I showed up, my pants were on, and I got 0 playing time. The fuck is wrong with management?!? Acknowledge me! And now, in my own words (100%), a breakdown of Friday night’s SweatSox vs Lumberjacks match-up: EARL ARMSTRONG ARENA- In a highly anticipated showdown between…

When the team needs a hit, I give them a hit. When the team needs a bunt, I drop one down perfectly. When the team needs a game winning RBI, I win us the game. And when the team needs me to play first with the sun directly in my face, IN MY FACEEEEE, I…

I, Shaun Keay, am a sick and disturbed man. If I posted every twisted thought I came up with in my head, I’d get an immediate lifetime suspension from the NCBL, and most likely be subject to prosecution. Be thankful you get what you get. Be grateful I know where to draw the line.  And…

On Father’s Day, the Keay family had a nice family dinner at the old man’s place. There was steak, some potatoes, and probably some kind of salad. I didn’t bring dad a gift, but he got me an egg carton of Pro V1’s. Why? Because he knows that every single time he sees me, whether…

It’s fine if you one-up me, it’s even funnier if you can cleverly two-up me, just as long as you don’t ever forget to Acknowledge me! And now, in my own words (without a shadow of a doubt), a breakdown of Friday night’s SweatSox vs Los Latinos matchup: THE LEX– In a Friday night showdown…

SweatSox scorekeepers: Writing only a backwards K as my name in the scoresheet is unacceptable, inappropriate, and quite frankly disrespectful. The e, a, and y may be silent, but you still have to spell it out. This is your final warning. You will recognize me. You will treasure me. You will Acknowledge me! And now,…

Anyone can show up late to a game when they know they’re sitting, but it takes a true master of his craft to show up late when they know they’re in the starting lineup. I do not acknowledge the concept of time, but you will Acknowledge me! And now, in my own words (assuredly), a…

I don’t know your name. I don’t need to know your name.  I don’t ever want to know your name. But you know mine. And you always will. Acknowledge me! And now, in my own words (naturally), a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Rockets matchup:  THE LIUM- So, the SweatSox took on the Rockets…

Aint nothing changed. You’re gonna respect me. You’re gonna obey me. You’re gonna Acknowledge me! And now, in my own words (unequivocally), a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Crusaders matchup:  SPORTSPLEX: In a resounding display of dominance, the SweatSox claimed a remarkable 8-0 victory yesterday at the illustrious Hamilton Yards. Scoring five runs in…

Did you actually think that just because I wasn’t at the game there wasn’t going to be a recap?  Steve Brown learned the hard way that I, Shaun Keay, know EVERYTHING.  Acknowledge me! And now, in my own words (undeniably), a breakdown of last night’s SweatSox vs Los Latinos matchup: LORRY GREENBERG: Alright, folks, hold…

First things first: Readers of the SweatSox vs Lumberjacks recap, you will recognize my greatness, as I am the alpha and omega of storytelling and inspiration.  Acknowledge me! And now, in my own words (obviously), a breakdown of last Wednesday’s SweatSox vs Lumberjacks matchup: Last Wednesday at Southgate, the SweatSox faced off against the Lumberjacks…

I, Shaun Keay, have been doing this thing too well for too long without getting the credit I deserve.  So from here on out, you will respect my craft, and show some love for me, the head of the table in the literary realm.  Acknowledge me! And now, in my own words (obviously), a breakdown…